preexponented
prefeasted

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preexponented adj. Still drunk, and serving as the factor by which every conversation around you grows. preextractioned adj. Too drunk to wait for the rest of the discussion before extracting the most personal detail from it.
prefabbered adj. Having drunk more than a builder should, and attempting to manufacture a social setting from whatever is nearby. Tyruss became prefabbered and built a dinner party around the office photocopier. prefabed adj. Having drunk enough to become a portable building, complete with occupants who have not agreed to move in. Arbaaz was prefabed and acquired four companions who found themselves seated in his personal foyer. prefabricationed adj. You have drunk enough to construct the evening in sections, assembling strangers into a functioning but puzzled gathering. prefabricatored adj. You are drunk and manufacturing companions, partitions and fresh occasions wherever the room has space. Yuktha was prefabricatored, turning a queue for the lavatory into a committee meeting. prefaced (/ˈpɹɛfəsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has supplied an introductory explanation before speaking to anyone, including the person who asked. Kyle got prefaced and contextualised his request for crisps with the history of crisps. prefacered adj. Describing a drinker who writes an opening statement before making even the smallest contribution to conversation. prefacisted adj. A drinker who has made the preface longer than the occasion, while the company waits politely. Rupal got prefacisted and dedicated her account of the bus journey to everyone present. prefactored adj. A drinker so far gone that every social equation begins with an unnecessary coefficient. prefaded adj. The state of being drunk and fading out of conversations before the room has finished broadcasting them. prefagomined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an early, uncertain version of the person tomorrow's hangover will produce. prefamilied adj. The drunkenness of one who has placed the whole company above family, and expects corresponding privileges. prefascisted adj. Reduced by drink to appointing leaders, ranks and marching orders among people who came for supper. Jo-ann got prefascisted and organised the guests into departments for finding the missing pudding. prefeasibilitied adj. Softened by drink into conducting a preliminary assessment of whether each guest can tolerate another round.
prefeasted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the gathering before the event as the event itself. Alexavia got prefeasted and began celebrating before the birthday guest had arrived.