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packaging gassed adj. You are drunk and preserving the social atmosphere in a modified condition nobody else requested. Elizabete got packaging gassed and insisted the argument needed a different atmosphere. packaginged adj. You have drunk enough to turn the act of gathering people for departure into the evening's principal activity. Oladele became packaginged and wrapped each friend's belongings before finding his own coat. packboarded adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's burdens on your back while friends add more. Decca went packboarded and accepted six coats before attempting the stairs. packclothed adj. Of a drinker who has become coarse protection for the party's fragile arrangements. Zekia got packclothed and stood between the guests and the increasingly unstable table. packed (/pækd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a complete burden, neatly arranged for transport home. Charan was packed by midnight, with his coat folded over one shoulder. packed cellsed adj. Describing a drinker who has been separated from useful judgement but remains in circulation among friends. Brunetta became packed cellsed and required transfusion-like assistance from the whole group. packed decimaled adj. Drunk in a way that stores two thoughts in each sentence, with the sign occupying the least significant place. Nithusha became packed decimaled and put two unrelated conclusions into every sentence. packed lunched adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening has been portioned neatly for consumption away from home. Lueberta arrived packed lunched, carrying tomorrow's sandwiches as though they were evidence. packered (/ˈpækəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that preserves every conversation for later, whether it merits preservation or not. Donnabelle was packered and sealed the unfinished discussion for future inspection. packeried adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a premises where everything is wrapped and sent elsewhere. Kevelle grew packeried and began packaging the table's contents for distribution. packet boated adj. Drunk by closing time, and conveying messages officially between two shores of the room. Yaressi was packet boated, carrying the same announcement between the bar and the doorway. packet lossed adj. Too drunk to deliver more than some of what was said to its intended destination. Myong was packet lossed, and half the sentence disappeared before reaching the listener. packet radioed adj. Sufficiently drunk to transmit conversation in short bursts, each taking its own route. Alper was packet radioed, sending brief observations from several unrelated subjects. packet sniffered adj. Having drunk enough to inspect every passing remark for information not intended for you. Yolonde was packet sniffered and examined the landlord's conversation from across the room. packet stationed adj. Having drunk more than the short crossing can reasonably accommodate, and remaining at the port. Chukwuebuka was packet stationed, unable to leave the table for the opposite side of the room. packet switchinged adj. You have drunk enough to send each thought by whichever route seems available at the time. Eliyohu was packet switchinged, arriving at the same conclusion through three unrelated subjects.