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preflowered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a small, premature growth before the principal display. preflushed adj. Drunk on the strength of an initial purge, while retaining ample material for subsequent embarrassment. Nigella was preflushed and declared the first round merely preparatory. prefolded adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged in layers for maximum absorption of whatever remains. Hardit sat prefolded, compactly arranged and absorbing the barman's repeated instructions. prefoldinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring a chaperone to transfer the remaining thoughts into proper shape. Malonnie became prefoldinned and needed assistance conveying one complete sentence to the pavement. prefoliationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging every remaining thought within an imaginary bud. prefollicled adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a precursor of a functioning cell. preforcinged adj. Too drunk to develop at the appointed rate, yet being hurried towards a stage for which nobody asked. Cleston was preforcinged and attempted to accelerate his maturity by ordering another bitter. preforeclosured adj. Sufficiently drunk to begin preparing for the repossession of one’s own judgement. Yuriel was preforeclosured, gathering the documents required to surrender the evening. preforgivenessed adj. Having drunk enough to pardon in advance every future offence, including those presently being committed. Khrish became preforgivenessed and forgave the waiter for an entirely hypothetical omission. preformanted (/pɹiːˈfɔːm(ə)ntd/) adj. You have drunk enough to place a formative syllable before every word, whether the language permits it or not. Anivea became preformanted and supplied each noun with an archaic opening fragment. preformationed (/pɹiːfɔːˈmeɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that every subsequent event was shaped before the evening began. preformationismed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to believe every later mishap was fully formed in advance. preformationisted adj. Of a drinker who has taken historical biology as authority for the shape of the evening. Leejay was preformationisted and insisted that the final argument had existed before the first pint. preformatived adj. Describing a drinker who supplies every word with an officious formative beginning. Cortnei became preformatived and prefaced the bill with an unnecessary grammatical analysis. preformed adj. Having drunk more than enough to acquire a preliminary shape, but not a serviceable final one. Trinita was preformed, recognisably human but not yet suitable for independent transport. preformismed adj. A drinker who regards every later decision as merely the unfolding of an earlier mistake.