pregnadiened
pregnanoloned

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pregnadiened adj. Of a drinker who has acquired two separate lines of thought and follows both without hesitation. pregnadienedioled adj. Describing a drinker who has divided one questionable plan into two equally convincing versions. Ricahrd became pregnadienedioled and offered two routes home, neither involving the road.
pregnanced adj. A drinker who carries one new conviction visibly and expects immediate preparations to follow. pregnancied (/ˈpɹɛɡnənsid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing idea appears ready to arrive with consequences. Trevien went pregnancied and promised the landlord a grandchild made entirely of receipts. pregnancy brained adj. The state of being drunk and forgetting the plan while confidently explaining its finer points. pregnancy lossed adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced a promising plan before it becomes remotely viable. Sophiaann became pregnancy lossed and mourned the taxi arrangement she had never made. pregnancy pillowed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone supported on all sides by cushions. pregnancy schooled adj. The drunkenness of one who has enrolled every bystander in lessons about consequences. pregnancy sicknessed adj. Reduced by drink to rejecting sound decisions with the solemnity of someone rejecting breakfast. pregnancy tested adj. Softened by drink into treating every uncertainty as a question answerable by repeated checking. pregnaned adj. Loosened by drink into the parent compound of several ambitious decisions, none yet properly developed. pregnanedioled adj. Emboldened by drink to excrete your private reasoning into public conversation and call it evidence. Nelsie got pregnanedioled and left a detailed theory of the evening on the washroom mirror. pregnanedioned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every decision must first pass through a ceremonial reconsideration. pregnanetrioled adj. The condition of a drinker who carries the evening in several distinct stages, all expecting delivery home. Julias was pregnanetrioled, bearing last orders, a coat and an unfinished kebab towards the taxi rank. pregnanetrioloned adj. The drunkenness of one who carries a highly specific chemical certainty through an otherwise vague journey home.
pregnanoloned adj. Reduced by drink to a calmer relative of oneself, particularly when last orders are called.