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pregnanoned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a derived decision from the original bad idea. Ashlie went pregnanoned and confidently traced the lost wallet back to an unrelated sandwich. pregnant chadded adj. Of a drinker who has bulged alarmingly but remains attached to the sofa at all four corners. pregnant constructioned adj. Describing a drinker who implies considerably more than can be said, usually from the sofa. pregnant denialed adj. Drunk and denying one thing in terms that quietly confirm another. pregnant paused adj. You are drunk and holding a significant silence until it yields, disappointingly, to a request for water. Timarah sat pregnant paused for nearly a minute before asking whether the tap was still operational. pregnanted (/ˈpɹɛɡnəntd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a consequence can be kept private or sensibly postponed. pregnantnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the stomach has acquired an expectant roundness and the sofa a nursery function. Vinnie became pregnantnessed beside the laundry basket and requested a blanket for the impending morning. pregnationed adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the evening towards an inevitable morning-after. Navia was pregnationed by midnight, seated heavily beside the kitchen clock. pregnatriened adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired three separate intentions, none of them reaching the kitchen. pregnediosided adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a particular, chemically self-contained form of domestic uselessness. Becks sat pregnediosided by the sink, a distinct compound of silence and unfinished washing-up. pregnened adj. Reduced by drink to a person with one conversational bond loosened and no reliable route to bed. pregnenedioned adj. Softened by drink into two separate states at once: sitting down and insisting on standing. pregneninoloned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify every crumb on the kitchen floor. Jony grew pregneninoloned and conducted a precise inspection of the toaster at one in the morning. pregnenoloned adj. Loosened by drink into several overlapping versions of oneself, each promising to make tea. prego rolled adj. Emboldened by drink to make a steak sandwich at home, regardless of the hour or available bread. Jayveer got prego rolled and assembled a steak sandwich while everyone else searched for the glasses. pregonited adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the water glass requires a complete domestic expedition. Avryl was pregonited, taking several minutes to cross the kitchen for a glass already in hand.