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premature ejaculatored adj. Drunk on the strength of one early success, and spent before breakfast. Lindi was premature ejaculatored by midnight, then slept through the promised second attempt. premature optimisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spending the morning improving solutions to problems nobody has. premature optimizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conserving effort so carefully that even recovery remains theoretical. Denia woke premature optimizationed, having streamlined breakfast down to water and regret. prematured (/ˌpɹɛ.məˈtjʊəd/) adj. A drinker who arrives at the night's final condition notably before the appointed hour. prematurenessed adj. Too drunk to wait for the appropriate hour before announcing that the night is over. prematuritied adj. Sufficiently drunk to be awake before the hangover has developed its full condition. premaxed adj. Having drunk more than the mouth can comfortably accommodate, and regretting the upper front of it. premaxillaed adj. You have drunk enough to give the upper jaw precedence over every other morning concern. premaxillaried adj. You are drunk and leading with the front of the upper jaw through a difficult breakfast. Charlan remained premaxillaried, biting the edge of the toast before attempting conversation. premaxillary agenesised adj. Of a drinker: left with a conspicuous central gap in the morning's usual confidence. Italia-rose was premaxillary agenesised, smiling at the kettle without committing to speech. premaximalitied adj. Of a drinker who has reached the frontmost limit of breakfast and can advance no further. Victorhugo was premaximalitied, having pushed the toast as far as the morning allowed. premazepamed adj. Describing a drinker who has been sedated twice, once by chemistry and once by the previous evening. premeasuremented adj. A drinker who measures the water, tablets and distance to bed before attempting recovery. Avram was premeasuremented, calculating the exact volume of water required for the afternoon. premeded adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires medication before it can be properly entered. premediaed adj. The state of being drunk and following a thin, central route through the morning's confusion. Saloma was premediaed, moving along the middle of the hallway with deliberate care. premedicationed adj. The drunkenness of one who requires a preliminary dose before facing the consequences of the evening.