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premedicined adj. Reduced by drink to an aspirant physician diagnosing the hangover while failing to treat it. premedicked adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun treating the hangover as an entrance examination. Qais was premedicked, revising the labels on painkillers before taking any. premeditatednessed adj. Softened by drink into believing that last night's decisions were deliberate, including the breakfast arrangement. Janis was premeditatednessed, insisting the empty cupboard represented a planned dietary intervention. premeditationed adj. Sharpened by drink into planning the morning's escape before remembering where the shoes are. premeditatored adj. Loosened by drink into plotting elaborate remedies, none surviving contact with the morning. premeiosised adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the morning in two, keeping the bed half and abandoning the rest. Equasia was premeiosised, splitting breakfast between the bed and the nearest reachable plate. premelanocyted adj. Slowed by drink to the precursor stage of a person, not yet ready to develop a proper morning colour. Jaymier was premelanocyted, pale beneath the duvet and not yet fit for daylight. premelanosomed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every empty glass as a vesicle destined to develop into something grander. Tanari spent an hour assigning each empty glass a future, thoroughly premelanosomed. premelted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can bear, and beginning every decision before the next process begins. premeltinged adj. You have drunk enough to form a thin, confident film over every decision before it properly hardens. premembraned adj. You are drunk and sending every impulse across the room as though it had a signal peptide. Kaicyn was premembraned, sending every impulse across the room as if it required a signal peptide. premenstrual dysphoriaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that despair, panic and irritation are all sound grounds for immediate decisions. Keegan-lee premenstrual dysphoriaed over the toast and made immediate decisions before breakfast. premenstrual dysphoric disordered adj. Describing a drinker who regards every passing mood as evidence for a formal change of policy. premenstrual stressed adj. A drinker who treats ordinary discomfort as a timetable for sweeping administrative action. Montrose got premenstrual stressed and reorganised the pub's chairs by perceived loyalty. premenstrual syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and treating physical discomfort as reliable evidence for a new course of action. premenstrual tensioned adj. Reduced by drink to treating accumulated irritation as a reasonable basis for immediate, binding decisions.