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prementumed adj. Softened by drink into presenting the forwardmost part of every thought before the rest has formed. premetacristided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who makes every conversational tooth unnecessarily pointed. premetacyclicked adj. Loosened by drink into a wandering, transitional form, moving between destinations without settling on one. premetaphased adj. Emboldened by drink to announce that preparation is complete and the decisive act can begin immediately. Shuna got premetaphased and began the presentation before finding the presentation. premetazoaned adj. Slowed by drink to an early, uncomplicated state in which movement is mostly theoretical. premetricked adj. Drunk and assigning every distance its own private geometry before taking the shortest route home. Tawhid went premetricked and measured the walk to the kebab shop in several incompatible ways. premetroed adj. Drunk to the point where the route home is partly underground, partly improvised, and entirely treated as infrastructure. Gurbir went premetroed and constructed a transport system between the bar and the kebab shop. premiationed (/ˌpɹiːmiˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to award compensation in advance, especially to the person responsible for the mistake. premicesed (/ˈpɹɛmɪsɪzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of waiting for results, and already distributing the first fruits of an imaginary success. premied adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision arrives early, underdeveloped, and in need of warming through. Jowita went premied and sent the birthday message before checking whose birthday it was. premier cricketed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor contest into graded sport, with yourself confidently selected for the top side. Ayaa went premier cricketed and challenged the barman to a nationally significant coin toss. premier danseured (/pɹəmje dɑ̃sœɹd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every entrance becomes a lead performance and every obstacle part of the choreography. premiere danseused adj. Drunk to the extent of crossing the kitchen with the solemn balance of a lead dancer. premiered (/ˈpɹɛ.mi.ɛːd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where an ordinary decision will do, requiring a special event and an entrance. premieressed adj. A drinker who conducts the kitchen as though appointing ministers to the washing-up. premiership quartered adj. The state of being drunk and unable to leave the sofa before the match's final quarter.