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premixinged adj. Drunk, with the result that tomorrow's refreshment is assembled before tonight has finished. Ramisa became premixinged and arranged water, squash, and glasses for the morning. premixtured adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the household's separate comforts into one soft arrangement. Gillermina got premixtured and folded blanket, cushion, and cardigan into a single nest. premmed (/pɹɛmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of discussing league tables with the solemnity of parliamentary business. Tie became premmed and corrected the pub's unofficial league table. premmied adj. Drunk on the strength of a small beginning, and requiring immediate domestic care. premnaspirodiene oxygenased adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting the kitchen's remaining energy into a need for water. premnaspirodiened adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically committed to the sofa until morning. premobilizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and equipped in advance for the campaign from sofa to bed. Asaf got premobilizationed and assembled water, slippers, and a blanket before sitting down. premodernismed adj. Still drunk, and preferring the kitchen's older arrangements to any modern attempt at tidiness. premodernitied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the pub as a relic from before electric light. Ruary went premodernitied and asked whether the snug still took payment in coppers. premodernizationed adj. Loosened by drink into making preliminary improvements to the barmaid’s already serviceable arrangements. Amber-grace got premodernizationed and began modernising the pub one coaster at a time. premodificationed adj. Emboldened by drink to place an adjective before every noun on the order. premodifiered adj. Slowed by drink to placing every description before the thing it describes, eventually. Abe got premodifiered and took half a minute to order a modest bitter. premolared adj. Drunk to the point where the mouth has become a two-cusped argument for another packet of crisps. Arnett was premolared, crunching thoughtfully while the landlord settled the till. premolded adj. Drunk enough to have the basic shape of a person, though none of the details have set. premonishmented adj. Drunk beyond taking any previous warning seriously, particularly one concerning the last bus. premonitioned (/ˌpriːməˈnɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes tomorrow’s headache seem less a prediction than a memory.