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preparacristaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the front edge of every conversation develops an unnecessary ridge. Valiyah was preparacristaed, adding a raised objection before anyone had finished speaking. preparation roomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still conducting practical experiments with coats, keys and the way home. preparationed (/ˌpɹɛpəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of preparing repeatedly for departure without actually departing. preparationismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that another drink is a necessary preparation for going home. preparationisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and urging everyone to take preparatory steps towards leaving. Jare was preparationisted, exhorting the table to find its coats before ordering another round. preparatived (/pɹəˈpæɹətɪvd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every last order as a preliminary to the real decision to leave. preparatored adj. Too drunk to distinguish specimens from coats while preparing the party for collection. Darney was preparatored, arranging the group's coats as though displaying them for inspection. preparatory itted adj. Sufficiently drunk to anticipate the taxi, the fare and the regret before any of them occurs. preparatory schooled adj. Having drunk enough to approach the walk home as an education leading somewhere prestigious. Kathyern was preparatory schooled, delivering a lecture on suitable routes to the taxi rank. preparatory subjected adj. Drunk enough to insert a holder for the sentence before the sentence itself has been decided upon. Redick was preparatory subjected by the second round, beginning every statement with 'it' and then reconsidering. prepared (/pɹɪˈpɛəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the evening's preparations as the evening itself. Aji was prepared, having arranged the coat, taxi and final round without leaving the bar. prepared mustarded adj. You are drunk and applying a wet, forceful sauce of confidence to the journey home. prepared pianoed adj. Of a drinker: altering every conversation by placing an object between the words. prepared statemented adj. Of a drinker who has rehearsed the explanation for leaving, but is still ordering another round. preparednessed (/pɹɪˈpɛə(ɹɪ)dnɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every contingency is covered except the conversation currently taking place. Sosie was preparednessed, carrying remedies for rain, cold and fainting but no idea where home was. preparemented adj. Drunk in a way that treats each fresh round as preparation for the next.