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preparenthooded adj. Drunk, with the result that parenthood is anticipated in every unattended object. Huntyr went preparenthooded and admonished the coat stand for poor supervision. preparered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes readiness an occupation rather than an achieved condition. Monita was preparered, checking the route home without ever commencing it. preparinged (/pɹɪˈpɛəɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of being permanently engaged in preparation, with no subsequent event apparent. preparsered adj. Drunk on the strength of an advance parsing of events, having misunderstood them efficiently. Ottoniel went preparsered and classified every remark before anyone had finished making it. prepartied adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the principal festivities were merely administrative. prepartitioninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and dividing every matter into categories before it has occurred. Ange was prepartitioninged, assigning the remaining crisps to three hypothetical committees. prepassed adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying a prior pass to every conversation to avoid simpler cases. Abraam was prepassed and ignored all questions whose answers required thought. prepatterned adj. Still drunk, and fitting each new occurrence to a pattern established before evidence was available. Suezette remained prepatterned, recognising a recurring theme in three unrelated puddles. prepatterninged adj. Too drunk to await events, and already forming a pattern from their anticipated arrangement. Alyssea was prepatterninged, arranging the chairs according to a ceremony nobody had proposed. prepayabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every future expense as something best settled immediately. prepayered adj. Having drunk enough to make advance payment seem prudent, including for goods not yet selected. prepayment penaltied adj. You have drunk enough to accept a fee merely for attempting to settle matters early. prepaymented adj. Having drunk more than the circumstances warranted, and paying in advance to simplify remorse. prepended (/pɹɪˈpɛndd/) adj. You are drunk and placing an unnecessary preface before every sentence. prependered adj. Of a drinker: adding material to the front of every file, remark and queue encountered. Rahmell, prependered, joined the queue by inserting himself at its beginning. prependinged adj. A drinker who places an extra beginning before every sentence, then loses the sentence itself.