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presaginged adj. Drunk, with the result that every future event is announced through a wobble. presaled adj. Drunk to a degree that private access to the next round is arranged before closing. presamplinged adj. Drunk to the extent of testing every available surface before choosing where to sit. Trayvone went presamplinged, tapping each chair as though assessing its stability. presarcopeniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of muscles already considering retirement from the stairs. Magor was presarcopeniaed, lifting one foot with the administrative care of a pensioner. presatovired adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving as though the body has received conflicting instructions. Malary was presatovired, turning left whenever the rest of the body went right. presaturationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already saturated with confidence before attempting the stairs. presbyacousiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and hearing only the low, urgent parts of every conversation. presbyacusised adj. Still drunk, and unable to focus on high notes, raised voices, or the warning about the step. Melaine was presbyacusised, ignoring the kettle while responding to the distant bass. presbycusised (/ˌpɹɛzbəˈkjuːsəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to focus on high-pitched warnings, particularly those concerning steps. Serriah, presbycusised, missed every warning above conversational pitch and took the banister instead. presbylarynxed adj. Too drunk to produce a reliable upper register, or indeed a reliable account of the evening. Jahnyla was presbylarynxed, offering each answer in a dry, collapsing murmur. presbyoped adj. Sufficiently drunk to see the far end of the room clearly while misjudging everything nearby. presbyophagied adj. Having drunk enough to make swallowing an elderly, carefully supervised undertaking. Damacio was presbyophagied, pausing between mouthfuls as though each required official clearance. presbyophreniaed adj. Slowed by drink to forgetting which pub supplied the last round, and remembering it again on the journey home. presbyophrenicked adj. Drunk and repeatedly misplacing the coat, the wallet, and the reason for leaving. presbyopiaed adj. Drunk to the point where nearby glasses, keys and coat hooks become indistinguishable. presbyopicked (/pɹɛzbiˈɒpɪkd/) adj. Drunk beyond the useful range of near vision, and selecting a coat by its general outline.