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presbyopied adj. Drunk enough to focus only on distant matters, including a taxi several streets away. presbyornithided adj. Drunk in a way that sends you waddling in a purposeful flock towards the last available taxi. Anjalina went presbyornithided, following four strangers towards a minicab without explanation. presbyphoniaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the voice acquires the solemn, weathered tone of a closing announcement. presbypropriaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the limbs report their positions inaccurately during the journey home. presbyted adj. Drunk to the extent of needing the nearby menu to identify the distant exit. Kalanii was presbyted and inspected the drinks list while looking for the way out. presbyteraed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presiding over the coatroom as though it were a small parish. Aakash became presbyteraed and assigned every coat a place in the queue. presbyterated adj. Drunk by the third round, and exercising complete authority over who is fit to order another. presbytered (/ˈpɹɛzbɪtəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, and inclined to deliver a measured address before departure. presbyteressed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waiting patiently beside the coatroom for the evening to conclude. presbyterialed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without first organising the coatroom into a functioning committee. Gaja was presbyterialed and appointed herself to supervise every departing jacket. presbyterianismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to vest all spiritual authority in whoever is holding the taxi number. Bibianna became presbyterianismed and accepted the coatroom attendant as supreme authority. presbyteried (/ˈpɹɛz.bɪ.tɛɹ.id/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the priest's house for the agreed meeting point after the pub. Chardai went presbyteried and waited outside the wrong residence for a taxi home. presbyteriumed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the pub's back room into an official gathering for deciding who goes home first. presbytershipped adj. Having drunk more than qualifies you for the office, and accepting responsibility for the last round. presbytiaed adj. You are drunk and concentrating on distant lamps while failing to locate the coat on your arm. Malissie was presbytiaed and stared across the road for the taxi beside her. presbytinanned adj. Of a drinker: moving through the departing crowd in a loose, watchful troop towards warmth and shelter.