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presbytinnitused adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a private ringing accompaniment to the final round. presbytismed adj. Drunk past the point of seeing the coat peg nearest to hand. presbytressed adj. Still drunk, and managing the departure of strangers with domestic certainty. prescalered adj. Describing a drinker who divides a high-frequency evening into manageable integers before attempting the journey home. prescapulaed adj. A drinker who keeps the front of the shoulder carefully presented while the rest of the body navigates home. preschizophrenicked adj. Drunk, with the result that every innocent remark appears prognostic of a much graver diagnosis. Alayana became preschizophrenicked and diagnosed the landlord from his choice of tie. preschooled (/ˈpɹiːskuːld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that sharing crayons, snacks and one’s opinions seems pedagogically sound. preschoolered adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing four-year-old wonder and no defensible theory of personal property. preschoolinged adj. Drunk on the strength of rudimentary lessons, repeated patiently to those who had not requested them. Rox grew preschoolinged and explained colours to the barman by pointing at them. prescienced (/ˈpɹɛsɪ.ənsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently certain of tomorrow’s events, including several that cannot occur. Jafus became prescienced and predicted rain inside the locked conservatory. prescissioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to separating every proposition from its relevant context. prescreened adj. Drunk by closing time, and subjecting each proposed remark to an assessment it plainly fails. Laddy became prescreened and rejected three perfectly ordinary invitations to dance. prescreeninged adj. Still drunk, and conducting advance examinations for troubles which sober persons would simply encounter. Cheryllynn was prescreeninged, testing every chair before permitting herself to sit. prescribed burned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a carefully controlled blaze from an invitation to involve the curtains. prescribeed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard oneself as the proper recipient of any remedy mentioned nearby. Vermonica became prescribeed and accepted Maarten’s throat lozenges as a formal treatment plan. prescribered adj. Having drunk enough to issue medical instructions with the grave authority of an unlicensed clinic.