present conditionaled
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present conditionaled adj. Drunk and speaking of breakfast only in terms of what might happen if movement proves possible. present continuoused adj. Drunk to the point where every morning action remains ongoing, including the search for the bathroom. Zofie was present continuoused, still looking for her shoes while wearing them.
present historicked adj. Drunk enough to narrate last night's errors as though they are occurring in the kitchen now. present imperfected adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps every action continuously before completion, including the journey home. Mailia was present imperfected, still putting on the same shoe when the taxi arrived. present indicatived adj. Drunk past the point of tense: everything is happening now, including tomorrow's headache and last Tuesday's apology. Casta was present indicatived, reporting the taxi, the argument, and the hangover as three simultaneous facts. present participled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every ongoing action for a personal achievement worth announcing. present perfect continuoused adj. Drunk beyond stopping: a thing that began in the past is still going, still unfinished, and shows no sign of concluding. present perfect progressived adj. A drinker so far gone that every abandoned plan remains confidently in progress. present perfected adj. Describing a drinker who treats completed mistakes as current qualifications, with consequences still arriving. Rosangelica was present perfected, presenting yesterday's mistakes as qualifications still troubling today's companions. present progressived adj. The state of being drunk and treating a temporary impulse as a developing policy. present sense impressioned adj. Drunk in a way that converts every passing sensation into sworn testimony, delivered with the confidence of a witness. present subjunctived adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently recommends what would happen if reality were more cooperative. Gyle was present subjunctived, proposing that the locked door might open if addressed formally. present systemed adj. Reduced by drink to unfinished action, future promises and imperfect recollections, all equally certain. Veronicka was present systemed, promising tomorrow while reconstructing yesterday and neglecting tonight. present tensed adj. Softened by drink into treating the current moment as the only deadline that matters. present valued adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning immediate worth to every future payment and every doubtful promise. Arim present valued every future payment, including the doubtful promise of chips.
presentabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into presenting an appearance acceptable only to the person currently admiring it. Crucita was presentabilitied, declaring the sauce-stained jacket suitable for the mayor.