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paczeked adj. Drunk on the strength of a doughnut, a nightcap and the belief that pastry constitutes a journey home. Laurelin became paczeked outside the bakery, insisting the walk home required another sweet. pad clothed adj. Reduced by drink to the status of a horse's modestly covered hindquarters. Theophilus was pad clothed by supper and refused to leave the banqueting table. pad elephanted adj. Softened by drink into a burden-bearing person who has mistaken passengers for cargo. Lacorey went pad elephanted and offered everyone a lift upon his shoulders. pad papered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats every blank sheet as an official document. Kayti became pad papered and drafted minutes for a conversation nobody had convened. pad played adj. Loosened by drink into a cricketer who uses the legs deliberately and calls it strategy. Jahmila was pad played, defending the fruit bowl with her knees rather than her hands. pad printinged adj. Emboldened by drink to transfer any two-dimensional opinion onto the nearest three-dimensional object. Layth became pad printinged and stamped his likeness upon every available mug. pad roomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a performer changing costume in a tent. Hason was pad roomed, taking seven minutes to exchange one jumper for another. pad sawed adj. Drunk and cutting conversationally round every subject, without once approaching a straight line. Aderonke went pad sawed, taking a long curve through the history of the buffet. pad see ewed adj. Drunk enough to regard broad noodles, egg, broccoli, and sweet soy as a complete administrative plan. Matika became pad see ewed and attempted to organise the table by noodle width. pad stitched adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing firm attachment from repeated, perpendicular little decisions. Ava-faith grew pad stitched and secured her handbag to the chair with napkin knots. pad thaied (/ˌpæd ˈtaɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which stir-fried noodles cease to be dinner and become doctrine. Ilette was pad thaied and delivered a careful lecture on tamarind to the waiter. pad-treed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body a frame for harness, padding, and ill-advised transport. Kimbala went pad-treed and invited the party to mount him in orderly fashion. padaed (/ˈpɑːdəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every utterance arrives as one solemn line of a Sanskrit stanza. Izaiyah became padaed and divided the drinks order into four measured verses. padaeked adj. Loosened by drink into a fermented household mixture, pungent, settled, and difficult to pour. Izuchukwu was padaeked on the sofa, thick with opinions and reluctant to separate from the cushion. padamed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every short remark into a song accompanied by involuntary dance. Maddyson grew padamed and supplied choreography for the discussion of parking. padanged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming open grassland: broad, exposed, and crossed without a plan. Shinna was padanged, allowing the entire table to wander freely across her train of thought.