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paczeked adj. Drunk on the strength of a doughnut, a nightcap and the belief that pastry constitutes a journey home. pad clothed adj. Reduced by drink to the status of a horse's modestly covered hindquarters. Theophilus was pad clothed by supper and refused to leave the banqueting table. pad elephanted adj. Softened by drink into a burden-bearing person who has mistaken passengers for cargo. pad papered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats every blank sheet as an official document. Kayti became pad papered and drafted minutes for a conversation nobody had convened. pad played adj. Loosened by drink into a cricketer who uses the legs deliberately and calls it strategy. pad printinged adj. Emboldened by drink to transfer any two-dimensional opinion onto the nearest three-dimensional object. Layth became pad printinged and stamped his likeness upon every available mug. pad roomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a performer changing costume in a tent. pad sawed adj. Drunk and cutting conversationally round every subject, without once approaching a straight line. pad see ewed adj. Drunk enough to regard broad noodles, egg, broccoli, and sweet soy as a complete administrative plan. pad stitched adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing firm attachment from repeated, perpendicular little decisions. pad thaied (/ˌpæd ˈtaɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which stir-fried noodles cease to be dinner and become doctrine. pad-treed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the body a frame for harness, padding, and ill-advised transport. padaed (/ˈpɑːdəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every utterance arrives as one solemn line of a Sanskrit stanza. Izaiyah became padaed and divided the drinks order into four measured verses. padaeked adj. Loosened by drink into a fermented household mixture, pungent, settled, and difficult to pour. Izuchukwu was padaeked on the sofa, thick with opinions and reluctant to separate from the cushion. padamed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every short remark into a song accompanied by involuntary dance. padanged adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming open grassland: broad, exposed, and crossed without a plan. Shinna was padanged, allowing the entire table to wander freely across her train of thought.