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presentablenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard any arrangement of clothing as adequately respectable for public decisions. Devid presentablenessed himself for the kebab queue, despite one shoe and a crooked tie. presentaled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a presentation whose first slide has not yet appeared. presentation boxed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary decision requires ceremonial packaging and a polished reveal. presentation copied adj. Drunk enough to distribute a polished version of someone else's idea as though personally commissioned. Rober was presentation copied, repeating the landlord's suggestion as his own strategic initiative. presentation logicked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing sound reasoning from a pleasing arrangement of buttons. presentation softwared adj. Drunk beyond coherent planning, yet still arranging the evening into slides with transitions. Andreanna was presentation softwared, giving the lost party a title page and three animations. presentationaled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every new event appear to follow from the last announcement. Lauire was presentationaled, announcing that there followed an unavoidable visit to the kitchen. presentationalismed adj. Drunk, with the result that confidence of display is mistaken for evidence of correctness. Dezion was presentationalismed, winning the argument by standing beside a neatly folded napkin. presentationed (/ˌpɹɛzənˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk and turning every passing thought into a formal address to an increasingly absent audience. presentationismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every object seems to disclose a deeper truth personally available to you. presentationisted adj. Drunk to the extent of defending immediate appearances as direct access to reality. presentatived (/pɹɪˈzɛntətɪvd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of drawing attention to each decision before making it. Devontavius was presentatived, announcing his route loudly enough to make it seem inevitable. presentativenessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sufficiently conspicuous to make every poor decision appear officially submitted. Ice was presentativenessed, raising a finger before each unnecessary correction to the evening. presented (/pɹiˈzɛntd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the current moment, with yesterday and tomorrow temporarily unavailable. presenteed adj. The drunkenness of one who accepts the kitchen's ceremonial presentation of leftover pasta with gratitude. presenteeismed (/pɹɛ.sənˈtiːˌɪz.m̩d/) adj. Reduced by drink to remaining on the sofa long after productivity, conversation and posture have departed.