P - Page 1894
preshowed adj. A drinker who provides a smaller performance before the main entertainment has begun. Palyn was preshowed, giving the bar staff a quiet preview of the karaoke. presidaried adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar stool requires guarding from both sides. presidenced adj. Drunk to the extent of presiding over the table, despite having misplaced the agenda. Feliciano grew presidenced and opened proceedings on the question of another round. presidencied (/ˈpɹɛzɪdənsid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of office, issuing solemn directives about the jukebox. president's professored adj. Still drunk, and delivering a distinguished lecture on why the kebab is structurally necessary. president-elected (/ˌpɹɛzɪdənt ɪˈlɛktd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to have won the room's confidence, without yet locating the front door. Nandhini was president-elected and received a mandate from three people near the radiator. presidented (/ˈpɹɛzɪdəntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and resembling a complicated cocktail nobody has ordered. presidentessed adj. Having drunk enough to preside over the crisps with ceremonial femininity. Wretha grew presidentessed and gave the last crisp a formal farewell. presidenthooded adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with dignity, yet retaining the dignity's stationery. presidentiabled (/pɹɛzɪˈdɛnʃəbəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to appear electable, provided nobody asks for a coherent policy. presidential lettered adj. You are drunk and issuing a memorandum to the household concerning the thermostat. presidential memorandumed adj. Of a drinker who has issued binding instructions, and then forgotten which agency was responsible. presidential palaced adj. Describing a drinker who has annexed the sofa and receives visitors in slippers. Russella became presidential palaced and received Anaisabel from the far end of the sofa. presidential republicked adj. A drinker who has vested executive power in himself and legislative power in the snack cupboard. presidentialisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement requires a president, a decree, and a small adjournment. presidentialismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has concentrated all power in the person holding the last olive.