pressmastered
pressure altituded

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pressmastered adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising obsolete authority over an unwilling company of recruits. Deundre became pressmastered and attempted to enlist the bar staff for a naval expedition. pressor beamed adj. Sufficiently drunk to repel nearby persons without physical contact or recognised justification.
pressoreceptored adj. Having drunk enough to detect every alteration in pressure, including the disappointment of an empty glass. pressored adj. Still drunk, and raising the conversational pressure whenever anyone attempts to leave. pressotherapied adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with circulation proceeding without external encouragement. Dustyn arrived pressotherapied and required vigorous guidance towards the taxi rank. presspacked adj. You have drunk enough to become mechanically sealed, compact, and difficult to open for conversation. presspersonned adj. You are drunk and reporting every private exchange as though filing copy for tomorrow's edition. Makenlie got presspersonned and interviewed the barman about the provenance of each olive. pressroomed adj. Of a drinker: gathered in a public room, awaiting questions, statements, and a tolerable explanation. pressrunned adj. Describing a drinker who multiplies one anecdote into an unexpectedly large circulation. Pearle grew pressrunned and distributed the story of the lost umbrella throughout the pub. presstimed adj. Too drunk to begin anything until an imaginary publication deadline has passed. presstituted adj. A drinker who tailors every account to suit the partisan requirements of the table currently listening. Tobian became presstituted and gave each group a differently slanted version of dinner. presstitutioned adj. A drinker so far gone that reporting has become biased service to whichever agenda is nearest. pressuraged adj. The state of being drunk and subjected to pressure which one has begun applying to everyone else. Synethia became pressuraged and insisted that silence constituted a personal challenge. pressuranted adj. The condition of a drinker who drives conversation forward by releasing conversational force under pressure. Kewana was pressuranted and propelled every quiet interval into another argument. pressure altimetered adj. Having drunk enough to judge the height of the room by how much everyone else is sighing. Lyjah became pressure altimetered and declared the lavatory three floors below.
pressure altituded adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding disapproval can reliably place, and taking the estimate as fact.
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