pressure retarded osmosised
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pressure retarded osmosised adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently extracts a useful gradient from two incompatible waters. pressure ridged adj. Emboldened by drink to form a raised line through the morning's frozen remains and call it progress.
pressure sored adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone protecting one tender place from the furniture. pressure suited adj. Drunk and sealed into a full-body response to the high altitude of the morning after. pressure switched adj. You are drunk and operating on a hair trigger, moving decisively from one position to its opposite the moment anything presses. pressure ulcered adj. Drunk to the point where prolonged contact with the bed has become the morning's principal physical record. Onyka woke pressure ulcered, bearing the mattress's report across one shoulder. pressure valved adj. A drinker so far gone that a familiar topic opens an immediate and public outpouring. Racen went pressure valved when someone mentioned the old flatmate. pressure vesselled adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining an impressive internal atmosphere despite the room's attempts to intervene. pressure volume diagramed adj. The condition of a drinker who charts each change of posture by the number of friends required to restore it. Ferrah was pressure volume diagramed, charting each posture change by the friends needed to restore it. pressure washered adj. Describing a drinker who confidently directs a forceful stream of advice at every available surface. pressure wired adj. The state of being drunk and reporting every fluctuation in the room as an urgent central signal. pressure-cookered adj. You are drunk and still sealed under yesterday's heat, producing breakfast with unnecessary force. Shalicia came downstairs pressure-cookered, opening the curtains as though releasing steam. pressure-retarded osmosised adj. The drunkenness of one who draws energy from the difference between two drinks and misreads it as expertise. Daisy-boo was pressure-retarded osmosised and lectured the table on salt concentration. pressure-washered adj. A drinker who attacks minor dirt with industrial certainty and no permission. Lanaye went pressure-washered and tried to improve the pub carpet with a pint of water. pressured (/[ˈpɹɛʃ.ə(ɹ)]d/) adj. Softened by drink into a person upon whom every surrounding demand bears with unusual force.
pressured speeched adj. Softened by drink into delivering urgent, uninterrupted instructions before anyone can object. Joeli got pressured speeched and explained the taxi plan until the taxi had gone.
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