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prest moneyed adj. Softened by drink into treating the kitchen as a recruiting office and the change jar as enlistment pay. prestabilizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging the water glass, cushion and blanket before any attempt at sleep. prestacked adj. Loosened by drink into filing every household object under the nearest available category, however unsuitable. Geramie grew prestacked and classified the teaspoons as cutlery for guests who had already gone home. prestaininged adj. Emboldened by drink to decorate the kitchen first and consider the consequences after breakfast. prestandarded adj. Slowed by drink to drafting household rules for cushions, glasses and the proper use of the remote. Phillistine got prestandarded and wrote a four-point policy for returning the water glass to the coaster. prestarted adj. Drunk and counting down before opening the fridge, sitting down or admitting the evening is over. prestated adj. Drunk to the point where the person before the operation is still asleep on the sofa. Manuel was prestated on the sofa, before any recovery operation involving water had commenced. prestationed (/pɹɛsˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to pay a household toll in biscuits before being allowed past the sofa. prested (/prɛstd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and already spending tomorrow's wages on tonight's certainty. Pincus got prested and promised the whole table payment before checking his balance. prestered adj. Drunk past the point of conducting a quiet service for the abandoned glasses on the coffee table. presternited adj. Drunk beyond locating the upper chest, but still convinced the sofa requires anatomical support. presternumed adj. Drunk, with the result that the upper chest is given its own cushion and recovery duties. Yissell became presternumed and assigned the sofa cushion to the front of the chest. prestezzaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns quick brushwork into broad kitchen gestures and indistinct facial expressions. prestidigitationed (/ˌpɹɛstɪˌdɪd͡ʒɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making glasses, coasters and teaspoons disappear into the sofa. Aidrianna became prestidigitationed and made the water glass vanish somewhere beneath the cushions. prestidigitatored adj. Too drunk to keep the coins, cards, and causal explanations in the same hand. prestiged (/pɹɛsˈtiːd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding a clean glass of water as a mark of considerable standing. Selvia was prestiged by the sofa, accepting the water glass as though it were an award.