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presubmissioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering every opinion to the room for review before it is properly formed. presulfidinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treated with enough sharpness to alter whatever operation follows. presumabilitied adj. Still drunk, and increasingly willing to rely on whatever happens to sound true near the fruit machine. presumered adj. Too drunk to notice that confidence has become an argument and the argument has become an order. Toshina was presumered and presumed the empty stool had been reserved in her honour. presumingnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to overstep reasonable bounds with the calm assurance of someone returning a borrowed pint glass. presumption of innocenced adj. Having drunk more than the evidence permits, yet maintaining that every missing detail must be favourable. presumptioned (/pɹɪˈzʌmp.ʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat guesses as settled facts, particularly when ordering for the table. presumptivenessed adj. You have drunk enough to make the likely explanation preferable to the actual one, especially at closing. presumptuositied adj. You are drunk and volunteering advice with the confidence of a person who has just discovered the bar stool. Ismaela went presumptuositied and explained pool technique to the reigning champion. presumptuousnessed adj. Of a drinker: confident that every boundary is an invitation, and every invitation includes you. Kellyjo was presumptuousnessed and joined a darts team already halfway through its final leg. presuntoed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the dry, compact composure of cured ham behind the bar. Darci was presuntoed by midnight, dense with drink and remarkably difficult to move. presupposaled adj. A drinker who builds the whole evening on an assumption and becomes offended when reality declines to support it. Mickail was presupposaled, certain the next round had been promised by someone at the next table. presupposednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every fact has become an assumption already agreed by the room. presupposered adj. The state of being drunk and making every remark carry an unspoken conclusion about what everyone supposedly knows. presuppositionalismed adj. Drunk on the strength of one premise, and now regarding it as the foundation of civilisation. presuppositionalisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that every argument begins with whatever you already believe.