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price currented adj. Slowed by drink to assigning every object in the room a price, revised whenever someone objects. Dadrien went price currented and valued the lampshade at four different sums. price cutted adj. The state of being drunk and offering reductions on possessions, principles, and eventually the upholstery. price discriminationed adj. The condition of a drinker who charges each acquaintance according to an entirely private standard of affection. Romelo was price discriminationed, charging old friends generously and everyone else in exact change. price elasticity of demanded adj. The drunkenness of one who alters every request according to its cost, then requests a kebab regardless. price elasticity of supplied adj. Drunk and altering the quantity of conversation offered according to the cost of another round. Branan price elasticity of supplied conversation, offering fewer opinions as the round became dearer. price fixinged adj. Softened by drink into an agreement among companions that the bill should be someone else's problem. price flexinged adj. Sharpened by drink into adjusting the value of friendship according to the local competition for crisps. price floored adj. Loosened by drink into accepting the lowest possible standard, provided it includes somewhere to sit. price gougered adj. Emboldened by drink to charge heavily for ordinary assistance, such as pointing towards the lavatory. price gouginged adj. Slowed by drink to charging unreasonable sums for services performed chiefly while sitting down. Francesa was price gouginged and invoiced the household for locating the television remote. price gunned adj. Drunk and printing labels for objects that have no intention of entering commerce. Rhory went price gunned and marked every plate with a hand-written sale price. price indexed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has become a statistical estimate of what things cost, chiefly the chips. Zaydah was price indexed and calculated the changing value of each portion of chips. price levelled adj. You have drunk enough to assign everyone in the room a different social value, and announce the index aloud. price listed adj. You are drunk and reciting the cost of everything on the table to guests who merely ordered dinner. Marialice got price listed and informed the table what each person's drink had cost. price makered adj. Of a drinker who has decided the room is a market and every conversation needs a selling point. Alaric was price makered, pitching friendship to the least receptive person at the bar. price matched adj. Describing a drinker who refuses to let anyone order a round more expensive than the last.