priefed
priestheaded

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priefed adj. A drinker so far gone that every impulsive decision becomes its own inconclusive trial. priered adj. The condition of a drinker who investigates every private matter with scholarly persistence and no warrant.
priest holed adj. Reduced by drink to occupying the smallest available compartment, preferably one with historical significance. Larayna became priest holed and was discovered behind the linen cupboard. priest's holed adj. Softened by drink into a person best stored discreetly behind panelling until daylight. Jalesia was priest's holed beneath the stairs, where the dust proved hospitable. priest-doctored adj. Sharpened by drink into an intermediary between the visible room and whatever spirits inhabit the bar. priest-kinged adj. Loosened by drink into a sacred monarch, issuing decrees over snacks and minor domestic rites. Eva-grace became priest-kinged and appointed herself guardian of the cheese board. priest-monked adj. Loosened by drink into a secluded morning penitent, communicating chiefly through gestures at the curtains. priestcapped adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room from beneath an imaginary skullcap. priestcrafted adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate performance of duties no one has formally assigned. priestdommed adj. Drunk and inclined to impose sweeping clerical governance upon a perfectly ordinary gathering. priested (/ˈpɹiːstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the evening's refreshments for a sequence of solemn observances. Louis-philippe grew priested and attempted to bless the crisps before serving them. priesteried adj. Drunk to the point where a whole clerical establishment appears to have taken possession of the sitting room. priestess of Venused adj. You are drunk and treating every stranger as a professional appointment, especially before breakfast. priestessed (/ˈpriːstɛsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the remaining bottles receive formal duties and a strict order of distribution. priestesshooded adj. Of a drinker: presiding over the cold toast and issuing absolution for last night's messages.
priestheaded adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the morning's coffee a sacred office and himself its reluctant custodian.