P - Page 1934
priesthood of all believersed adj. A drinker who has made every person at breakfast jointly responsible for the missing wallet. Keelyn priesthood of all believersed at breakfast, making everyone jointly responsible for the missing wallet. priesthooded (/ˈpɹiːstˌhʊdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the morning after as though entrusted with solemn duties. priestianitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's headache has acquired a hierarchy, doctrine, and collection plate. priestinged adj. The state of being drunk and solemnly appointing the nearest glass of water to office. Shehroz was priestinged, conducting the water glass towards his lips with grave ceremony. priestismed adj. The condition of a drinker who lets last night's solemn opinions govern the morning's smallest decisions. priestlessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who finds the morning after entirely without guidance, especially near a strip of cold toast. priestletted adj. Reduced by drink to a minor authority over the kettle, with no jurisdiction beyond the kitchen. Venola was priestletted, issuing tiny decrees about tea from beneath the breakfast table. priestlinessed adj. Softened by drink into a solemn gentleness, particularly towards water, toast, and the indisputable headache. priestlinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a minor authority, correcting the toaster while unable to operate it. priestmonked adj. Emboldened by drink to combine ascetic silence with official authority over the household's water supply. Lyna became priestmonked and guarded the bottled water from everyone, including herself. priestressed adj. Slowed by drink to address the bathroom mirror as though it had requested spiritual counsel. Kevionna was priestressed, offering the bathroom mirror patient advice about the previous evening. priestshipped adj. Drunk and treating the bedroom as an office from which solemn morning judgements may be issued. Terelle was priestshipped, ruling on breakfast from beneath the duvet with unusual gravity. priestxed adj. Drunk to the point where every morning-after role has been merged into one exhausted authority. prifeloned adj. Drunk enough to mistake an anti-inflammatory for a complete account of last night's decisions. prifinium bromided adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the morning's tablets are not an invitation to resume drinking. prifurolined adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the pulse, the kettle, and the evening's accounting agree.