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primal horded adj. Drunk and quietly attempting to depose the head of the household before bedtime. primal scened adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa acquires an unexpectedly complicated theory of what happened upstairs. primal screamed adj. Drunk enough to release a therapeutic cry into the tea towels. primal therapied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary recollection, repeatedly revisiting the same childhood grievance over the leftovers. Mariel was primal therapied over the leftovers, revisiting the same childhood grievance for everyone present. primal therapisted adj. Drunk past the point of listening normally, and now treating the sofa as a consulting room. Devarus went primal therapisted and invited everyone to relive the washing-up. primalitied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves exactly one remaining option, usually lying down with water. primalled (/ˈpɹaɪməld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a joint of meat reaches the oven, and no faster. primaperoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic inconvenience requires an anxiolytic and a sit-down. primaquined (/ˈpɹɪm.ə.kwɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen seem tropical and the water medicinal. primarched adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming the main leader of a small, poorly organised household. primaried (/ˈpɹaɪməɹid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a preliminary election between sofa, bed, and floor. Jaydenlee got primaried and voted for the sofa without counting the other candidates. primarinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of being first to find the glass of water and last to remember why. primarosoled adj. Drunk since last orders, and settled into the sofa like ground altered by years of weather. primary accented adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing the chief stress on whichever word can summon water. primary alcoholed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the first drink from its chemical relatives, or the kitchen from the hall. primary amined adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every conversation to a single radical and an unanswered question. Deashley became primary amined while explaining one family matter to the refrigerator.