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primary hypothermiaed adj. Too drunk to notice the cold outside, and steadily losing warmth while insisting that the night air is bracing. primary idealed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every bad combination as harmless, provided one factor eventually improves. primary immunodeficiencied adj. Having drunk enough to admit every stray suggestion, objection and passing chill without resistance. Sibyle became primary immunodeficiencied and accepted three incompatible plans for getting home. primary industried adj. Having drunk more than the raw materials of the evening can support, and now producing only secondary confusion. primary keyed adj. You have drunk enough to identify every person in the pub by one indispensable column. Eyasu got primary keyed and assigned everyone a unique number for the darts board. primary legislationed adj. You are drunk and treating each minor bar dispute as an Act requiring executive enforcement. primary life support systemed adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking a rucksack for essential breathing equipment and companions for mission control. primary marketed adj. Describing a drinker who issues fresh promises to the room, none of which has yet reached circulation. Tulah was primary marketed on the sofa, issuing fresh promises about washing up. primary memoried adj. A drinker who has misplaced every supporting detail while retaining one stubbornly selected recollection. Addyson got primary memoried and remembered the first pint but not the journey home. primary myelofibrosised adj. The state of being drunk and gradually solidifying around the bar, with every movement becoming optional. Kelly-marie became primary myelofibrosised and remained attached to the same bar stool. primary offensed adj. The condition of a drinker who has selected the evening's gravest slight and prosecutes it repeatedly. primary phosphined adj. Reduced by drink to a reactive conversational compound, combining readily with anyone nearby. Qaasim got primary phosphined and bonded with a stranger over regional gravy. primary planeted adj. Softened by drink into a small wandering world, with the pub as its entire solar system. Benicia got primary planeted and orbited the bar whenever the music changed. primary povertied adj. Sharpened by drink into having insufficient change, sense or remaining goodwill for basic needs. primary producered adj. Still drunk, and producing only the agricultural surplus required to justify another round. primary productioned adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing plant growth from kitchen activity, and recruiting bystanders to document the output. Diggory became primary productioned and described toast as a successful carbon experiment.