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paddyfields crabbed adj. A drinker so far gone that reaching the sofa requires sideways movement and considerable patience. paddylanded adj. The state of being drunk and settled on ground where rice, rather than conversation, might grow. paddymelonned adj. The condition of a drinker who rolls gently towards the nearest cushion and stops there. paddywacked adj. The drunkenness of one who has been knocked into the kitchen and left beside the sink. paddywackeried adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable performance of cheerful chatter, missed appointments, and kitchen hospitality. paddywaggonned adj. Of a drinker who has been collected from the kitchen and deposited, quietly, on the sofa. Katlyne was paddywaggonned from the kitchen and deposited quietly upon the sofa for administrative recovery. paddywagonned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a passenger in their own journey from table to bed. Chimere was paddywagonned from the dining chair to the sofa without protest. paddywhacked adj. Reduced by drink to a broad national caricature, loudly affectionate and unable to find the sofa. paddywhackeried adj. Sharpened by drink into a theatrical display of talking, wandering, and misplaced domestic confidence. padeked adj. Emboldened by drink to season the entire kitchen with a condiment nobody has opened. Aliss was padeked, seasoning the evening verbally while reaching for the unopened jar. padel tennised adj. Drunk and rallying household objects across the kitchen, with the sofa serving as the court boundary. Francelina was padel tennised, returning a tea towel across the kitchen with a wooden spoon. padellaed adj. Drunk to the point where a deep saucer becomes an acceptable lamp and the kitchen becomes Rome. padelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a wick floating in a deep, greasy cup. pademelonned (/ˈpædəmɛlənd/) adj. Drunk enough to make a small wallaby's cautious hop from the kitchen to the sofa. Voltaire was pademelonned, making short hops between the kettle and the waiting glass of water. paderaited adj. Of a drinker who has become a mineral specimen in the corner, creamy-white and full of improbable constituents. Tiahja sat paderaited beside the till, containing more elements than the evening required. padereroed adj. The drunkenness of one who speaks in short, chambered reports and expects the room to absorb the impact.