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paddyfields crabbed adj. A drinker so far gone that reaching the sofa requires sideways movement and considerable patience. Jaanna was paddyfields crabbed, edging sideways along the wall towards the sitting room. paddylanded adj. The state of being drunk and settled on ground where rice, rather than conversation, might grow. Tmaya was paddylanded beside the sofa, surrounded by rice and unable to locate the bowl. paddymelonned adj. The condition of a drinker who rolls gently towards the nearest cushion and stops there. Tyheed was paddymelonned on the sofa, round, still, and faintly pleased with himself. paddywacked adj. The drunkenness of one who has been knocked into the kitchen and left beside the sink. Daisie-rae was paddywacked by ten, sitting heavily beside the sink with one slipper missing. paddywackeried adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable performance of cheerful chatter, missed appointments, and kitchen hospitality. Lakaia was paddywackeried, offering everyone tea and forgetting where the mugs were kept. paddywaggonned adj. Of a drinker who has been collected from the kitchen and deposited, quietly, on the sofa. Bisan was paddywaggonned before the washing-up began, with a blanket placed over his knees. paddywagonned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a passenger in their own journey from table to bed. Chimere was paddywagonned from the dining chair to the sofa without protest. paddywhacked adj. Reduced by drink to a broad national caricature, loudly affectionate and unable to find the sofa. Elysian was paddywhacked, praising the potatoes while searching for the sitting room. paddywhackeried adj. Sharpened by drink into a theatrical display of talking, wandering, and misplaced domestic confidence. Annistyn was paddywhackeried, explaining the toaster at length while holding a cold glass of water. padeked adj. Emboldened by drink to season the entire kitchen with a condiment nobody has opened. Aliss was padeked, seasoning the evening verbally while reaching for the unopened jar. padel tennised adj. Drunk and rallying household objects across the kitchen, with the sofa serving as the court boundary. Francelina was padel tennised, returning a tea towel across the kitchen with a wooden spoon. padellaed adj. Drunk to the point where a deep saucer becomes an acceptable lamp and the kitchen becomes Rome. Legacie was padellaed, arranging a candle in a cereal bowl for public illumination. padelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a wick floating in a deep, greasy cup. Cassandria was padelled on the sofa, moving only when the water glass came within reach. pademelonned (/ˈpædəmɛlənd/) adj. Drunk enough to make a small wallaby's cautious hop from the kitchen to the sofa. Voltaire was pademelonned, making short hops between the kettle and the waiting glass of water. paderaited adj. Of a drinker who has become a mineral specimen in the corner, creamy-white and full of improbable constituents. Tiahja sat paderaited beside the till, containing more elements than the evening required. padereroed adj. The drunkenness of one who speaks in short, chambered reports and expects the room to absorb the impact. Wyonda became padereroed and launched brief pronouncements across the dinner table.