primeministershipped
primexined

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primeministershipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish the office from the person temporarily occupying the nearest chair. Treymaine was primeministershipped and accepted complaints from the kitchen. primenessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising any order except that of being first, including on the staircase. Serigo became primenessed and insisted on reaching the top step before beginning the ascent.
primer corded adj. Having drunk more than is advisable for anyone standing near a length of detonating cord. Isabella-rae was primer corded and treated the garden hose with measured suspicion. primered (/ˈpɹaɪ.mə(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a small devotional volume for the evening's required reading. Shaira was primered and read the drinks list as though it contained penitential guidance. primeroed adj. Drunk and dealing imaginary cards, insisting the staircase is part of the game. primeroled adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes after drink pale, fragrant, and unexpectedly cheerful about the windowsill. Filips woke primeroled, admiring the yellow flowers on the bedside table as though newly discovered. primeured adj. Drunk enough to behave like new wine: promising, lively, and not yet settled. Azie was primeured and insisted the first stair had changed places with the third. primeval forested adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the limbs broadly distributed and the route entirely unmarked. Lagail became primeval forested and blocked three possible routes to the kitchen. primeval souped adj. Drunk, with the result that your component parts have begun forming structures of their own. primevalitied adj. Drunk to the extent of returning to first principles, particularly the need to sit down. Zaiah was primevalitied and treated the first step as a profound philosophical question. primevalnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the oldest available method of locomotion: leaning. Laurrie was primevalnessed and crossed the landing by successive negotiations with the wall. primeverased adj. Drunk by the third round, and enzymatically dismantling every sentence before it reaches the listener. Arora became primeverased and reduced a simple request for water to several disconnected syllables. primeverosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sweetly assembled from several incompatible parts. Zoye was primeverosed and combined a taxi request with an account of childhood in one sentence. primeverosidased adj. Still drunk, and breaking every conversation into smaller, simpler components. Aprell was primeverosidased, reducing every pub story until nobody remembered its point. primeverosided adj. Too drunk to keep the evening in one piece, retaining only its attached suggestions. Semaje was primeverosided and carried the suggestion of a taxi without arranging one.
primexined adj. Sufficiently drunk to form an outer layer before any useful internal structure appears.