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primipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and approaching the rest of the evening as unfamiliar territory. Ivionna was primipped by the third round and asked where the familiar pub had gone. primitiaed (/pɹɪˈmɪʃəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the first drink after last orders as the evening's finest yield. primitied (/ˈpɹɪmɪtid/) adj. Drunk in a way that returns coordination to its earliest, less specialised form. Chesterfield became primitied and negotiated the stairs using both hands and considerable concentration. primitive coloured adj. Having drunk more than enough to see every pub sign as one of three decisive shades. primitive concepted adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the journey home to one irreducible idea: onward. Deonta became primitive concepted and could explain the route home only as onward. primitive elemented adj. You are drunk and treating each person, coat and taxi as a separate building block of departure. Graecie got primitive elemented and assigned every coat a role in the departure. primitive notioned adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to hold one unanalysable belief, namely that the next round is necessary. Breilyn was primitive notioned, defending the next round as self-evidently required. primitive polynomialed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to coefficients that cannot be divided further: round, coat, taxi. primitive recursioned adj. Describing a drinker who repeats the same departure routine to a fixed depth, then orders again. primitive reflexed adj. A drinker who reaches automatically for another round whenever a coat is mentioned. Afsaneh went primitive reflexed, ordering again whenever anyone approached the coat rack. primitive rooted adj. A drinker so far gone that every possible route home generates every other route in turn. Hersie became primitive rooted and produced a new route home from each preceding one. primitive streaked adj. The state of being drunk and leaving a determined line through the evening's coats, stools and exits. Neelah was primitive streaked, leaving a determined line through the coats and stools. primitive typed adj. The condition of a drinker who can recognise only basic categories: drink, coat, door and taxi. Leandro became primitive typed and sorted the room into drink, coat and exit. primitive wrapper classed adj. The drunkenness of one who has wrapped every basic task in ceremony before attempting the journey home. Tilley was primitive wrapper classed, ceremonially putting on a coat before finding the sleeves. primitived (/ˈpɹɪmɪtɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to return every conversation to its original word and every round to its first principle. Nicteha got primitived and rebuilt the evening from the first order onwards. primitivenessed adj. Reduced by drink to the simplest available sequence: glass, coat, door, pavement.