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primitivismed adj. Describing a drinker who has returned to the simple requirements of a chair, a coat and a way home. Lorelai was primitivismed, and considered the coat sufficient accommodation for the evening. primitivisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined opponent of complications after last orders. Liller got primitivisted and rejected every route home requiring a change of vehicle. primitivitied adj. Loosened by drink into the earliest workable version of a person, particularly at the taxi rank. Lincoln became primitivitied and stood patiently beside the first taxi he saw. primitivizationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish mature judgement from its earlier, less serviceable forms. primitivoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every red wine as both ancestral and genetically conclusive. primmed (/pɹɪmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces a neat hedge of confidence around every ill-considered remark. primmered adj. Having drunk enough to teach the children, despite having forgotten the lesson. primnessed adj. Having drunk enough to enforce exact propriety upon a conversation already beyond repair. primnoided adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining a soft, branching presence in company. primo uomoed adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening as its indisputable male lead. primocaned adj. Of a drinker: newly grown, vigorously upright, and not yet demonstrably fruitful. Jessyca was primocaned, making fresh advances towards the dance floor each hour. primocinned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a broad-spectrum solution to problems chiefly of his own making. primoed (/ˈpɹiː.moʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to assume the principal part of every duet, including those unannounced. primogenitived adj. Describing a drinker who claims precedence by virtue of having reached the bottle first. primogenitored adj. A drinker who has become the supposed ancestor of every opinion presently circulating. Deshia was primogenitored and traced the argument to his own first remark. primogenitrixed adj. Drunk, with the result that every first-born movement claims seniority over the rest of the body.