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primogenitured adj. A drinker so far gone that every firstborn thought is treated as entitled to rule. Tyquasha became primogenitured and appointed her earliest idea to govern the table. primogenitureshipped adj. The state of being drunk and claiming hereditary rights over the conversation and its refreshments. Grainne was primogenitureshipped, inheriting the armchair and the unfinished bottle. primoinfectioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered the first, unmistakable stage of a spreading evening. primordial black holed adj. Softened by drink into a dense, lightless presence from which conversation cannot escape. primordial celled adj. Sharpened by drink into a rudimentary origin from which several questionable impulses may develop. primordial chaosed adj. Loosened by drink into an original disorder in which sequence and consequence are unavailable. primordial elemented adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as a foundational vector in everyone else’s evening. Kereen grew primordial elemented and directed the party along a line of his choosing. primordial fluctuationsed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where minor variations in posture acquire cosmic significance. primordial oceaned adj. Drunk and fluid enough to regard the floor as a temporary shoreline. Dimitra became primordial oceaned and flowed gradually towards the nearest upholstered surface. primordial oozed adj. Drunk to the point where movement has become a slow migration of substance across the room. Normalee grew primordial oozed and reached the taxi by geological increments. primordial phallused adj. Drunk enough to display an undifferentiated confidence which no anatomy has earned. Aureanna became primordial phallused and addressed the coat rack with reproductive certainty. primordial seaed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a shoreline between one thought and the next. Tyshanta became primordial seaed, with every sentence arriving on a separate internal tide. primordial sludged adj. Drunk beyond the point where organic matter, conversation and furniture remain usefully distinct. primordial souped adj. Of a drinker who has returned, by morning, to a warm and undifferentiated state. Jahmel woke primordial souped, unable to distinguish tea, toast, or the bedside table. primordialed (/pɹaɪˈmɔː.di.əld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced all reasoning to its first principle: another round. Shrina became primordialed and returned every question to the origin of the bar tab. primordialismed adj. Describing a drinker who has persisted overnight in conditions best described as pre-civilised. Sohrob arrived primordialismed, wrapped in a duvet and communicating chiefly by temperature.