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primordialitied adj. A drinker who has reached the morning's most basic and original condition. primordianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them soft, round, and unexpectedly stone-fruited. primordiumed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by morning to the first small beginnings of a functioning person. Bryleah was primordiumed by morning, reduced to the first small beginnings of a functioning commuter. primorial primed adj. Reduced by drink to a number that is one off from where you should be, in a way that feels, mathematically, correct. primorialed adj. The condition of a drinker who has accumulated the morning's discomfort one prime factor at a time. Natalene woke primorialed, adding headache, thirst, and regret in indivisible stages. primosomed adj. Reduced by drink to the initiating complex from which all later morning functions must be assembled. Francine was primosomed, beginning speech and balance again from their earliest components. primosted adj. Softened by drink into a spreadable morning substance, best approached with toast. primovaccineed adj. Sharpened by drink into an early test subject for whatever the morning's remedy may be. primperanned adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning's nausea as a negotiable administrative matter. primpered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who has spent the morning arranging their appearance without improving it. Daijana was primpered, smoothing one sleeve repeatedly while leaving the other inside out. primpinged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which each act of tidying becomes a separate undertaking. Riddic was primpinged, still adjusting a collar several minutes after putting on the shirt. primrose pathed adj. Drunk to the point where the easy route home has become a distinctly less pleasant morning. primrose peerlessed adj. Drunk enough to regard the morning as a rare two-flowered spectacle, though only one flower is visible. Elyijah woke primrose peerlessed and searched the room for the second member of the breakfast pair. primrose willowed adj. Drunk past the point of standing straight, bending gently towards the nearest source of water. Chrissean woke primrose willowed, leaning towards the sink with botanical inevitability. primrose-willowed adj. Drunk beyond recovery into a spreading, water-seeking state beside the morning sink. primrosed (/ˈpɹɪm.ɹəʊzd/) adj. Drunk and flowering unexpectedly at the breakfast table, despite having been kept in the dark overnight. Calia was primrosed, yellowly cheerful beneath the kitchen's unforgiving light.