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padesoyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become rich, heavy and determined to lie somewhere decorative. Adrith became padesoyed and draped himself across the settee like an heirloom nobody had ordered. padewakanged adj. Describing a drinker who has embarked on a long voyage between bar, lavatory, and kebab shop. Terenia went padewakanged after midnight, navigating the high street by instinct alone. padeyed adj. A drinker so far gone that every rail, hook, and coat peg becomes a useful guide. Liliona was padeyed, steering herself round the pub by its fixtures. padfolioed adj. The state of being drunk and opening every conversation like a case containing further notes. Rasheika got padfolioed and produced fresh anecdotes whenever the discussion seemed finished. padfooted adj. The condition of a drinker who moves quietly until noticed, then occupies the whole room. Neale went padfooted through the lounge and appeared suddenly beside the fruit machine. padiddled adj. Drunk since last orders, and playing a one-lamp game with every passing vehicle. Kye was padiddled and shouted at the first car whose headlamp appeared uneven. padied adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen floor as a crop awaiting harvest. Wimberly was padied by breakfast, scattering rice across the kitchen before finding the kettle. padimated adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a glossy protective layer and no useful sense of direction. Durrell looked padimated under the pub lights, shining gently while missing the doorway. padishahed adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially important until someone asks you to move your bag. Jonmichael was padishahed until asked to move his bag from the spare chair. padishared adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the cloakroom queue for a procession awaiting homage. Kourtnie was padishared and stood before the cloakroom queue awaiting homage. padkosed adj. Reduced by drink to carrying snacks for a journey that is only as far as the taxi. Dacorey went padkosed, filling his pockets before crossing the road to the cab. padled adj. Softened by drink into a round, slow-moving creature with little interest in leaving the bar. Azharul grew padled beside the fire, rounded and unhurried after several ales. padlocked (/ˈpadˌlɒkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into someone whose opinions are secured firmly and opened only with difficulty. Sesha went padlocked on the subject of darts and would not yield the key. padlopered adj. Loosened by drink into a tiny, slow creature making determined progress beneath the tables. Reyon went padlopered after midnight, inching patiently towards the exit. padmaed adj. Emboldened by drink to unfold gracefully in public and assume the room is admiring. Minton went padmaed beside the piano, posing as though the regulars were an audience. padmaited adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a yellow mineral being examined under poor lighting. Malick grew padmaited near the pumps, taking several minutes to choose crisps.