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padmasanaed (/padˈmɑːsənəd/) adj. Drunk and sitting cross-legged wherever the pub floor appears sufficiently authoritative. Cid became padmasanaed beside the jukebox, feet arranged neatly beneath the flashing lights. padmasanned adj. Drunk to the point where the floor seems designed for a cross-legged seated posture. padmelonned adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, but still capable of a small, careful wallaby-like advance. Thyrza was padmelonned, progressing across the sitting room in neat little hops. padmounted adj. Drunk enough to stand immovably by the wall while transmitting confusion to everyone nearby. padnaged adj. Drunk past the point of walking with purpose, but still ambling confidently towards something. padouked adj. Drunk by the third round, and already developing the quiet, durable presence of timber. Dodson was padouked and furnished the corner with an unexpectedly stable opinion. padowed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a paddock from a toad, and content to sit in either. Jude went padowed beside the garden gate, treating the flower bed as a paddock. padparadschaed adj. Drunk in a way that lends the cheeks a rare pink-orange lustre and the conversation no structure. padred (/ˈpɑdɹeɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement is addressed from the pulpit. padrino systemed adj. Drunk to a degree that advancement depends entirely on whom you know at the bar. padroned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the barman as patron, protector, and reliable next of kin. Yatin went padroned and asked the barman to oversee both his wallet and his opinions. padsawed adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed route becomes a narrow, winding cut through solid matter. padshahed adj. The drunkenness of one who expects a royal progress but must share a taxi. padshawed adj. Reduced by drink to appointing the person with the receipt as grand vizier. padstoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a foundation that keeps the upper body raised while the legs negotiate. padstooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and shaped for sitting on anything with three legs and a dubious purpose.