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padmasanaed (/padˈmɑːsənəd/) adj. Drunk and sitting cross-legged wherever the pub floor appears sufficiently authoritative. Cid became padmasanaed beside the jukebox, feet arranged neatly beneath the flashing lights. padmasanned adj. Drunk to the point where the floor seems designed for a cross-legged seated posture. Hayvin went padmasanned near the fireplace and declined every chair offered. padmelonned adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, but still capable of a small, careful wallaby-like advance. Thyrza was padmelonned, progressing across the sitting room in neat little hops. padmounted adj. Drunk enough to stand immovably by the wall while transmitting confusion to everyone nearby. Channy was padmounted beside the fruit machine, humming steadily through the final round. padnaged adj. Drunk past the point of walking with purpose, but still ambling confidently towards something. Abdelmalek went padnaged across the lounge, slowly pursuing a coat he already wore. padouked adj. Drunk by the third round, and already developing the quiet, durable presence of timber. Dodson was padouked and furnished the corner with an unexpectedly stable opinion. padowed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a paddock from a toad, and content to sit in either. Jude went padowed beside the garden gate, treating the flower bed as a paddock. padparadschaed adj. Drunk in a way that lends the cheeks a rare pink-orange lustre and the conversation no structure. Niloufar became padparadschaed beneath the bar lights, glowing warmly through an account of darts. padred (/ˈpɑdɹeɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement is addressed from the pulpit. Eiblis went padred over the allocation of chips and delivered a sermon beside the bar. padrino systemed adj. Drunk to a degree that advancement depends entirely on whom you know at the bar. Elize became padrino systemed and secured the last Scotch egg through a chain of introductions. padroned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the barman as patron, protector, and reliable next of kin. Yatin went padroned and asked the barman to oversee both his wallet and his opinions. padsawed adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed route becomes a narrow, winding cut through solid matter. Zakori was padsawed and reached the taxi by an elaborate route around the flowerpots. padshahed adj. The drunkenness of one who expects a royal progress but must share a taxi. Amagine was padshahed and expected a royal progress to the station. padshawed adj. Reduced by drink to appointing the person with the receipt as grand vizier. Virak was padshawed and appointed the holder of the receipt grand vizier. padstoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a foundation that keeps the upper body raised while the legs negotiate. Nazair was padstoned beside the hearth, supported by the wall and very little else. padstooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and shaped for sitting on anything with three legs and a dubious purpose. Dari was padstooled on an upturned crate, steady enough until asked to stand.