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prittle-prattled adj. Drunk since last orders, and filling the snug with empty talk nobody ordered. pritumumabed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the barmaid as though she could cure anything. Nakera became pritumumabed and prescribed crisps for a troublesome headache. privacied (/ˈpɹɪv.ə.sid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and secluded from nobody’s sight or knowledge despite trying. Zekeriah got privacied behind the dartboard, where everyone could still see him. privacy policied adj. Still drunk, and explaining to strangers precisely what information the pub may retain. privacy sealed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a trustworthy website from the back of a beer mat. Keymi was privacy sealed and tried to verify the pub’s Wi-Fi with a stamp. privadoed (/pɹɪˈveɪdəʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to confide in the nearest stranger as though they had shared a lifetime. privat-docented adj. Having drunk enough to lecture unsupervised on subjects nobody in the public bar requested. privatdocented adj. Having drunk more than the qualifications require, and appointing yourself professor of the bar. privatdozented adj. You have drunk enough to hold forth with academic authority while lacking a chair, audience or invitation. Litsy became privatdozented and defended the pub quiz answer at length. private ambulanced adj. Describing a drinker who requires discreet transport home, preferably without sirens or discussion. Shareem was private ambulanced from the snug after losing an argument with the coat stand. private areaed adj. A drinker who has mistaken personal boundaries for optional furniture in the public bar. Exie became private areaed and sat far too close to strangers at the dartboard. private attorney generaled adj. A drinker so far gone that every complaint about the pub becomes a public-interest case. Koretta went private attorney generaled over the shortage of clean teaspoons. private banked adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps personalised reserves of crisps, change and unrequested advice. Enio got private banked and guarded his emergency pork scratchings. private bankinged adj. Reduced by drink to giving high-income advice to anyone who can still find their wallet. Divon became private bankinged and arranged bespoke overdrafts for the darts team. private benefitsed adj. Slowed by drink to counting personal advantages without identifying their source. private billed adj. Drunk by the third round, and promoting a personal measure whose powers extend to every nearby chair.