prize fightered
prizegivinged

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prize fightered adj. You are drunk and approaching the last orders bell as though it had entered a ring. prize listed adj. The condition of a drinker who has catalogued every possible reward for making it home.
prize moneyed adj. Drunk in a way that distributes remaining change as though it had been won. prize pooled adj. Too drunk to keep the round separate from the common fund. prize ringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the boxing ring as the proper shape for the queue home. prize winnered adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the last taxi as though it were a championship reward. Dessica became prize winnered and raised her hand before the taxi had stopped. prize-drawed adj. Reduced by drink to selecting each movement at random, with the stairs supplying the competition. prize-givinged adj. A drinker who turns the coat check into a ceremony of solemnly presenting belongings. Urielle became prize-givinged and presented each coat with a short speech. prize-takinged adj. Having drunk enough to board the last train as though capturing an enemy vessel. Dravid went prize-takinged, boarding the last train with the solemnity of a captured vessel. prized (/pɹaɪzd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that balance has been captured and speech seized by superior force. prizedrawed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the coat-check tickets as entries in a raffle. prizefighted adj. You have drunk enough to regard the journey home as a professional contest for money. Aloys left prizefighted, challenging the night bus to a bout of endurance. prizefightered adj. Of a drinker: professionally pugilistic about the queue, the fare and the route home. prizefightinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned the last round into a contest with a purse. prizegivered adj. Describing a drinker who awards the last round to whoever reaches the bar first.
prizegivinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every departure becomes an awards ceremony.