pro memoriaed
pro-ammed

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pro memoriaed adj. A drinker who requires written prompts to recall having promised not to order another round. pro navved adj. Of a drinker who has fixed on someone across the room and is steadily approaching without altering course. Ziraily went pro navved towards Titana, whose direct line of sight showed growing concern.
pro shopped adj. A drinker so far gone that the sports-club shop appears the natural place to obtain expert equipment for the walk home. Emly got pro shopped and asked the golf professional whether shoes improved balance after whisky. pro skirted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every passing acquaintance as a professional service provider. pro timed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the evening as a laboratory measurement of clotting duration. pro tipped adj. The drunkenness of one who offers useful advice chiefly after demonstrating its opposite. pro wrestlinged adj. Drunk to the point where the taxi queue becomes choreographed sport, with the outcome privately agreed. Gurkarn got pro wrestlinged and performed a convincing bout over whose taxi had arrived. pro-Jewishnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an abstractly favourable disposition, stated with more certainty than occasion demands. pro-Semited adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand principle, which presently resolves into paying for everyone's chips. pro-Zionismed adj. Loosened by drink into declaring support for a political position without managing a coherent account of it. pro-Zionisted adj. A drinker who has acquired a professional interest in supporting supporters, without clarifying the distinction. pro-aborted adj. Drunk and advocating choice with the solemnity of someone who has misplaced the actual motion. pro-abortionismed adj. Drunk to the point where a policy discussion is conducted as though the bar were a debating chamber. pro-abortionisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a political advocate from anyone who has merely expressed an opinion. pro-adenohypophysised adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the far end of the sofa as though it were a specialised region. Orlondo was pro-adenohypophysised, settled at the sofa's far end with water and one blanket.
pro-ammed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every pub contest appear to require both a professional and an amateur entrant. Delishia became pro-ammed and paired the darts champion with a man carrying a coat.