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paederasted adj. Drunk enough to confuse a serious historical term with a reason to miss the last bus. Saide became paederasted and expounded on classical vocabulary while the bus departed quietly. paederastied adj. The condition of a drinker who has wandered into archaic terminology and cannot find the respectable exit. Ladarryl grew paederastied and consulted the dictionary aloud in the public house. paederined adj. Drunk past the point of remaining still, with the small, purposeful restlessness of a beetle under glass. Alic grew paederined and investigated every skirting board before sitting down. paederosised adj. Emboldened by drink to enter a rare and criminally improper subject, whereupon sobriety should intervene. Manroop grew paederosised and was immediately removed from the children's discussion. paedeuticsed adj. Still drunk, and teaching everyone the lesson you have only just misunderstood. Heidimarie remained paedeuticsed, correcting the barmaid's technique with complete educational confidence. paediatricianed adj. Sharpened by drink into diagnosing every minor complaint in the room, including the landlord’s. Sensi got paediatricianed and prescribed Boots a nap for recurrent silliness. paediatricsed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every adolescent disagreement as a clinical case requiring your intervention. Tacory went paediatricsed and assessed the teenagers’ argument beside the fruit machine. paediatried (/piːˈdaɪətɹid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every adult problem is referred to someone shorter and more qualified. Rakeim became paediatried and asked the smallest person present to settle the bill. paediatristed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a confident diagnosis of tiredness in everyone else. Quentez grew paediatristed and examined the barman’s pupils before ordering another drink. paedicatioed (/ˌpiːdɪˈkeɪʃɪəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking a risky proposal for an administrative detail. Avilene went paedicatioed and presented the unwise arrangement as a sensible timetable. paedobaptismed (/piːdəʊˈbaptɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and intent on initiating the youngest-looking person into the mysteries of the buffet. Khaley became paedobaptismed and solemnly christened a colleague with mayonnaise. paedobaptisted (/ˌpiː.dəʊˈbæptɪstd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish infant baptism from putting a tiny hat on the nearest available object. Arceli became paedobaptisted and attempted to baptise a bread roll with table water. paedocracied adj. Having drunk enough to submit to rule by children, provided they know where the spare keys are. Nassiah became paedocracied and accepted a seven-year-old’s ruling on the correct route home. paedodonticsed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with distinguishing a child's tooth from a button. Arlicia became paedodonticsed and offered the coat a careful dental inspection. paedodontisted adj. You are drunk and professionally concerned about the small, imaginary teeth of the company. Jerik went paedodontisted and inspected everyone's sweets for cavities. paedoed (/ˈpiː.dəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking with the misplaced certainty of someone who has mistaken the room’s average age. Detrez became paedoed and attempted to organise the children’s menu for a table of pensioners.