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pro-martyred adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor morning-after inconvenience is treated as a cause requiring sacrifice. Franciso was pro-martyred and volunteered to suffer the queue for coffee. pro-maskered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning-after face covering seem both necessary and political. Nene arrived pro-maskered, discussing public hygiene from behind a scarf. pro-matrix metalloproteinased adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an inactive precursor, awaiting breakfast before further personal modification. pro-miaed (/ˌpɹəʊˈmiː.əd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of treating the morning-after refusal of food as a disciplined programme. Jenielle was pro-miaed and described breakfast as an avoidable social pressure. pro-oocyted adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to an undifferentiated cell awaiting coffee. Delawrence was pro-oocyted, possessing potential but no specialised morning function. pro-peptided adj. Drunk by the third round, and still inactive until the morning's first proper meal modifies the situation. pro-proteined adj. Still drunk, and present in an inactive form until breakfast brings about the required change. Chinh was pro-proteined, unable to participate until the porridge had done its work. pro-sentenced adj. Drunk, with the result that complete remarks have been replaced by brief expressions requiring reconstruction. Erikk was pro-sentenced, replying to the invitation with a single significant sound. pro-shippered adj. Slowed by drink to adjudicate imaginary voyages with the gravity of a harbour master. Milasia became pro-shippered and delayed dessert while resolving a fictional dispute at sea. pro-shittered adj. Drunk to the point where every objection to a dubious pairing becomes an invitation to defend it. Durand went pro-shittered and defended the pub's strangest couple until the lights came on. pro-slavisted adj. Drunk enough to endorse a lost cause with confidence and no grasp of its history. Lovonia became pro-slavisted and delivered a historical defence nobody had requested. pro-sumtied adj. Drunk beyond grammar, substituting a single pronoun for every noun under discussion. pro-syllogismed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to supply a preliminary argument for every conclusion already reached. pro-tipped adj. Reduced by drink to dispensing practical counsel in the manner of a small professional secret. pro-vaccinationisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns mild support for injections into a campaign at the bar. Giuseppi became pro-vaccinationisted and recruited the barman for an impromptu health briefing. pro-vaccinatored adj. Drunk, with the result that every available arm appears to require professional attention. Mylaine got pro-vaccinatored and began organising the queue by sleeve length.