pro-vaxered
proactivismed

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pro-vaxered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a sensible medical preference into unsolicited corridor advice. Ponce was pro-vaxered in the corridor, advising the smokers on boosters between pints. pro-vaxxered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every hesitation about vaccination as a personal challenge. Nohelia went pro-vaxxered and cross-examined a stranger over his reasons for missing an appointment.
pro-vaxxinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating vaccination as a verb requiring immediate management. Anajee was pro-vaxxinged, treating vaccination as a verb requiring immediate managerial attention. pro-verbed adj. Drunk by closing time, and replacing every missing action with the word ‘do’. pro-vice-chancellored adj. Still drunk, and appointing yourself deputy to an institution that has not heard of you. pro-zionismed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a political preference in a register suggesting prior research. proabolitionisted adj. Of a drinker: certain that every institution can be abolished before the next round arrives. proabortionismed adj. Drunk enough to reduce a difficult policy question to a slogan and repeat it at measured intervals. proabortionisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that advocacy requires an audience capable of answering. proacaricided adj. Of a drinker who has metabolised the evening into a determined campaign against anything smaller than a pinhead. proaccelerinned adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired clotting-factor confidence and no braking mechanism. proacrosinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the glass of water promoted to precursor of a much grander refreshment. proacrosomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen develops a structure intended for a more ambitious breakfast. proactioned adj. Drunk to a degree that tomorrow's breakfast has been started, despite nobody having requested it. proactivenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of preparing for consequences which have not yet occurred, chiefly with water. Wilfred became proactivenessed and placed two glasses of water on the bedside table.
proactivismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a cause, and recruiting the sofa cushions to its support.