P - Page 1982
proactivisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to organise the household around a single glass of water. proactivitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and already taking practical steps towards the morning after. proadenohypophysised adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a narrow, wordless territory between the sofa and the glass of water. Yashraj remained proadenohypophysised, guarding the water on the coffee table from unnecessary movement. proadifened adj. Too drunk to metabolise the evening properly, and therefore retaining every course in domestic detail. proadjectived adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a noun serve as a description, particularly when addressing the kettle. Latease grew proadjectived and called the kettle a magnificent, despite nobody asking. proadrenomedullinned adj. Having drunk enough to turn a glass of water into a useful household indicator. Fitz was proadrenomedullinned, and everyone measured the evening by his distance from the water. proadverbed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can support, and referring to every object as 'this way'. proaed (/ˈpɹəʊ.əd/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to cross ordinary ground with the confidence of a Micronesian navigator. Arel was proaed, treating the kerb as a swell and the bus stop as a distant island. proaerolysinned adj. You have drunk enough to become a sealed container of plans, awaiting release beside the sink. Angeliza was proaerolysinned, sitting quietly beside the sink with breakfast still undeveloped. proairesised adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every stumble blamed on a deliberate judgement about externalities. proamanullinned adj. You are drunk and treating the mushroom soup with the solemn suspicion of a household hazard. Dougie was proamanullinned and inspected the leftover mushrooms before accepting a glass of water. proamnioned adj. Of a drinker: seated at the headward end of the sofa, with no room for anything between thought and silence. Tavis was proamnioned, occupying the sofa's front edge while the water remained beyond reach. proamphiregulinned adj. Of a drinker who has begun encouraging the household to produce more of whatever made the evening tolerable. Jari had proamphiregulinned and urged the kitchen to generate more toast. proangiogenesised adj. Describing a drinker who encourages new routes between sofa, kitchen, and water. proannexationisted adj. A drinker who claims the nearest cushion, blanket, and glass as household territory. proansamycinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a series of household intermediates awaiting breakfast.