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proanthocyanidined adj. The state of being drunk and persuaded that fruit, water, and the sofa constitute sensible medical provision. Iola was proanthocyanidined and arranged apples beside the water as though prescribing the morning. proanthocyanidinned adj. The condition of a drinker who finds the kitchen's fruit bowl unexpectedly restorative. Jatavious was proanthocyanidinned and ate a lone apple with quiet therapeutic confidence. proanthocyaninned adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a small household snack into a complete health regimen. proapolipoproteined adj. Reduced by drink to carrying the evening's intentions in a small, unstable package towards the sofa. Travez was proapolipoproteined, transporting one glass of water with both hands. proarrhythmiaed adj. Softened by drink into an irregular domestic rhythm of sofa, kitchen, water, and rest. proarticulated adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving like a fossilised link between crawling and flying. Madrid got proarticulated by last orders and attempted to migrate over the bar. proatlased adj. Still drunk, and carrying the head forward as though a spare neck-bone might help. proatsed (/ˈpɹəʊtsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish breakfast porridge from a fortified pudding ordered at the bar. Creg was proatsed and stirred protein powder into his pint instead of his breakfast. proavianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble an evolutionary link between a reptile and a bird, particularly when crossing the floor. Lorryn went proavianed after the lock-in, scuttling towards the door with wings imagined but absent. proazaphosphatraned adj. Having drunk enough to become a non-ionic base, accepting every argument without acquiring a charge. probabilificationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn every pub decision into a matter of likelihood. probabiliorismed adj. You have drunk enough to believe the right thing is whatever seems likeliest after another round. Kristijan was probabiliorismed and backed the most probably open kebab shop. probabilioristed adj. You are drunk and bound to do what seems most probably right, especially if it involves chips. probabilismed adj. Of a drinker: choosing probability over certainty, particularly when guessing who bought the last round. probabilisted adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub into a laboratory for estimating chances. probabilistic processed adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds by chance, with each new direction determined at random. Luchious became probabilistic processed and reached the taxi rank by several unrelated routes.