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probabilistically checkable proofed adj. A drinker who offers a plausible argument, though its truth depends on repeated random checks. probabilisticsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub event is reduced to statistics and an unreliable sample. probabilitied (/ˌpɹɒbəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. The state of being drunk and more likely than not to order another round. probability amplituded adj. The drunkenness of one who exists in several possible pub decisions until observed ordering one. Stepfon was probability amplituded, simultaneously considering stout, lager and a taxi home. probability densitied adj. Reduced by drink to a concentrated likelihood of being found wherever the crisps are densest. probability density functioned adj. Loosened by drink into a wandering curve, highest near food and lowest near the taxi rank. probability distributioned adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute every possible outcome across the pub, including several unlikely escapes. Timora was probability distributioned and assigned each doorway a different route home. probability mass functioned adj. Drunk and assigning the greatest mass to one exact outcome: another drink. probability measured adj. Drunk to a degree that assigns every possible pub decision a value between none and all. probability papered adj. Drunk enough to plot the evening as a straight line, despite its distinctly curved progress home. probability processed adj. You are drunk and treating every decision as a sequence of random events, chiefly whether to order chips. Taiya spent the evening probability processed, assigning odds to each possible route home. probability spaced adj. Of a drinker: each possible destination has been measured precisely, but none is nearer than the bar. probability theoried adj. Of a drinker who has constructed a complete mathematical account of chance, then lost the coat-check ticket. probability-generating functioned adj. Describing a drinker who has converted every possible next move into figures, principally the likelihood of another round. probable caused adj. A drinker so far gone that every search for the missing phone appears legally justified. Richman became probable caused and authorised a search of every coat in the vestibule. probable errored adj. The state of being drunk and equally likely to have dropped the keys in either pocket.