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probabled (/ˈpɹɒbəbl̩d/) adj. A drinker who is likely to agree to another round, regardless of the question. Romy was probabled by ten and accepted another round before hearing the proposal. probablenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who appears increasingly likely to undertake a grand errand for a packet of crisps. probacied adj. Softened by drink into a condition of proof and trial, especially concerning whether the sofa is navigable. Kue was probacied and put the sofa's navigability gently to trial. probacteriumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has colonised the evening beneficially, though not the kitchen floor. probaculumed adj. Reduced by drink to an immature state, with the dignity of a person awaiting further development. probaed adj. Drunk and treating the approximate as settled, without the usual ceremony of evidence. probainognathianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small ancestral predator, chiefly when locating the last sausage roll. Cleofas grew probainognathianed and pursued the final sausage roll with ancestral purpose. probainognathided adj. Loosened by drink into a flexible little mammal, no longer committed to one chair or one account of events. Sujaan became probainognathided and migrated between chairs without explanation. probalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to assign numerical likelihoods to matters that previously required no calculation. Lashanna grew probalitied and gave the chips a ninety per cent chance of appearing. probanded adj. Slowed by drink to the point of becoming the family's principal subject of investigation. probanged adj. Drunk and attempting to remove conversational obstructions with a long, carefully chosen anecdote. probarbitaled adj. Drunk to the point where sleep, sedation and a modest medical emergency become indistinguishable. Jadiah probarbitaled in the corner, treating sleep and last orders as nearly identical arrangements. probasidiumed adj. Drunk enough to remain before division, awaiting a final decision about whether to split the bill. probasinned adj. Drunk past the point of expressing anything useful, though the epithelial lining remains remarkably committed. probasisternited adj. Drunk beyond the point where the lower front portion of the jacket can be distinguished from the chair. probasisternumed adj. Drunk in a way that places the front of the torso beneath the table and the evening beyond administration. Emetas was probasisternumed, his front half beneath the table and his affairs elsewhere.