P - Page 1987
probenazoled adj. Drunk in a way that inhibits the growth of sensible conversation while encouraging a persistent social fungus. Briley became probenazoled, leaving the group with nothing but a stubborn and expanding complaint. probenecided (/pɹəʊˈbɛn.ɪs.ɪdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that bodily waste and private information are both excreted before the company is ready. Madhumitha got probenecided and disclosed the entire story while looking for the lavatory. probered adj. Drunk enough to investigate everyone personally, with the persistent attention of an instrument entering an awkward recess. Giani probered the bar staff about the missing crisps with instrument-like persistence. probertited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a person colourless, crystalline in manner, and unexpectedly difficult for friends to move. By midnight Byanka was probertited, pale and mineral-still while Marval negotiated her route home. probeseted adj. Drunk to the extent of sending several friends to measure the same social difficulty from different angles. Vishwak went probeseted and asked four people whether Oziah was offended by the missing invitation. probied adj. Drunk on the strength of a provisional appointment, and behaving as though the examination has already been passed. probing amendmented adj. Drunk by the third round, and introducing a topic solely to prolong discussion rather than alter anyone's position. probinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and investigating matters whose owners had hoped would remain unexplored. probiogenomicsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and tracing every friendship in the room back to its smallest communal origin. probionted adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though every companion were an early, unstable form of civilisation. probiosised adj. Too drunk to recognise that mutual benefit requires both parties to remain capable of benefiting. probioticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard an unsettled room as therapeutic, provided everyone continues multiplying in it. Jeriann went probioticked and encouraged Windsor to remain among the guests for their beneficial influence. probited adj. Having drunk enough to assign numerical responses to successive doses, while the observers dispute the measurements. Darcie-jo got probited and charted Dlynn's opinions against each glass consumed. probitied (/ˈpɹəʊbɪtid/) adj. Slowed by drink to consider honesty a matter requiring careful consultation. Esti became probitied and returned a borrowed umbrella with a written apology. problacknessed adj. Drunk and prepared to support black people in conversations where no support has been requested. Clemente got problacknessed and offered a lengthy defence of a perfectly ordinary coat. problem beared adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a dangerous animal from a reasonable drinking companion. Ilaya was problem beared and invited the bear in for one last drink.