problem childed
problematicismed

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problem childed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which ordinary requests produce useful behaviour. Shenkia was problem childed and attempted to educate the jukebox. problem gamblinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes stopping the betting seem less sensible than continuing it.
problem glassesed adj. Drunk, with the result that brightly framed spectacles appear to communicate a complete personality. Nolen was problem glassesed and appointed herself arbiter of the pub’s seating plan. problem paged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns private misfortune into material for public consultation. Etain got problem paged and solicited advice about a friendship nobody knew existed. problem played adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting every disagreement as a serious social drama. Abiezer was problem played and assigned opposing viewpoints to both sides of the table. problem solvinged adj. Drunk on the strength of regarding each difficulty as an activity requiring prolonged attention. Maggielean was problem solvinged and spent twenty minutes addressing a stuck zip. problem spaced adj. Drunk on the strength of an elaborate internal map of a difficulty no one else can see. problem statemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and still capable of describing the difficulty without solving it. problem-reaction-solutioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that creating a difficulty is the quickest route to resolving it. Saryan became problem-reaction-solutioned and hid the keys to demonstrate their importance. problem-solvered adj. Still drunk, and addressing every difficulty with tools, confidence, and no evident requirement. Aranza was problem-solvered and repaired the silent telephone with a bread knife. problem-solvinged adj. Having drunk enough to regard every obstruction as an invitation to reason aloud. problemaed (/pɹəˈblɛməd/) adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with setting forth a question in an orderly fashion. Yuli was problemaed and posed the whereabouts of the taxi as a formal inquiry. problematicaed adj. Of a drinker who has classified every unidentifiable object as evidence of a larger difficulty. problematicalitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the quality of being difficult the main observable fact. problematicalnessed adj. A drinker who turns ordinary arrangements into matters of some difficulty.
problematicismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every step becomes a fresh problem requiring evaluation. Hanh spent ten minutes assessing the landing before taking one problematicismed step.
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