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paedogamied adj. Having drunk more than enough to achieve a private fusion of identical intentions, chiefly involving another round. Asjah became paedogamied and merged her plans with the person ordering chips. paedogenesised adj. A drinker so far gone that the flowerbed appears to be reproducing before its proper time. Athlee became paedogenesised and announced that the compost had produced offspring.
paedolinguisticsed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is reduced to explaining what children mean by it. Rebecaa got paedolinguisticsed and translated Marieka’s ordinary remarks into toddler grammar. paedologied adj. Drunk enough to treat the soil beneath the garden as a natural system, and the patio as its principal scholar. Jovona became paedologied and lectured on soil profiles beside the barbecue. paedologisted adj. Drunk enough to study the children at the party while their parents study the exits. Lorde became paedologisted and took notes on the children while Iyonia fetched their coats. paedometered adj. Drunk past the point of measuring everyone’s height against the furniture. Guzman went paedometered and measured Julein against the hat stand. paedomorphed adj. Drunk beyond adulthood, with the company obliged to settle playground disputes on your behalf. Donavan got paedomorphed and accused Bridin of cheating at a game neither had started. paedomorphied adj. Drunk, with the result that adult responsibilities emerge only as requests for snacks. Lindzie got paedomorphied and asked Courtlan whether the crisps counted as supper. paedomorphismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has resumed juvenile habits and expects the adults present to organise the evening. Yianna became paedomorphismed and asked Dekyra to settle an argument about whose crisps they were. paedomorphoclined adj. Drunk in a way that makes the gathering progressively more juvenile from one person to the next. Drinda became paedomorphoclined as the table moved from anecdotes to hand gestures and then sulking. paedomorphosised adj. Sharpened by drink into the precise, earnest excitement of a child discovering a new household object. Venesa became paedomorphosised over Hussain's keyring and explained its mechanism to everyone. paedopathied (/piːˈdɒpəθid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of diagnosing the children at the table instead of listening to their parents. Morley got paedopathied and assigned Shaneda’s children conditions based on their pudding choices. paedophaged adj. Drunk on the strength of having consumed the children’s sweets before anyone else was served. Halimah went paedophaged and finished the children’s chocolate coins while Jeremiya watched. paedophagied adj. Drunk by the third round, and feeding off every leftover portion meant for the younger guests. Darlyene got paedophagied and emptied the nursery table while Shyanna found more plates. paedophiled (/ˈpiː.dəˌfaɪld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the children’s corner the centre of an otherwise adult gathering. Brilyn got paedophiled and joined Mariaeduarda’s nieces for a serious discussion about crayons.
paedophiliacked adj. Too drunk to recognise that certain observations about children should remain entirely unspoken. Micco got paedophiliacked and made Ariano leave the room after an inappropriate remark.
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