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proboscidianed adj. Of a drinker: trunk-led, broad-stepping, and only nominally under the control of the feet. Tairiq was proboscidianed, broad-stepping under the nominal control of the feet. proboscipediaed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the precise control of the mouth and hands required for ordinary conversation. Gabriellamarie was proboscipediaed and gestured at the menu instead of naming her order. proboscis monkeyed adj. A drinker who has acquired an unusually prominent expression and a disconcerting fondness for climbing furniture. Sallyann was proboscis monkeyed and perched on the stair rail to address the room. proboscis wormed adj. A drinker so far gone that balance proceeds by sudden extension, withdrawal, and general uncertainty. proboscised (/pɹə(ʊ)ˈbɒs(k)ɪsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who extends every gesture, sentence, and attempt at balance beyond necessity. Jkai was proboscised, reaching past the banister and speaking towards the far wall. probucoled adj. The state of being drunk and slightly lowered in every department except confidence. proc-genned adj. Drunk enough to generate a fresh route home whenever the current one becomes inconvenient. procacitied adj. The condition of a drinker who is forward, pert, and liable to answer from halfway up the stairs. procainamided (/pɹəʊˈkeɪ.nəm.ʌɪdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has had the heart slowed, the speech softened, and the stairs lengthened. procaine penicillinned adj. Softened by drink into a narrow-spectrum person, effective only at reaching the nearest chair. Britanni was procaine penicillinned and could manage the chair but not the staircase. procained (/ˈpɹəʊ.keɪnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a locally anaesthetised approximation of normal coordination. procalcitoninaemiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish what is in the bloodstream from what is merely in the glass. procalcitonined adj. Sharpened by drink into a precursor of balance, with the finished hormone still some distance away. Tatjana was procalcitonined on the stairs, nearly coordinated but not quite there. procalcitoninned adj. Still drunk, and insisting that the last round has a measurable precursor to it. procambiumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop into the primary support for everyone’s journey home. Arkeen became procambiumed and organised the party’s passage from pub to taxi rank. procapitalisted adj. Having drunk enough to regard every round as a private investment with communal returns.