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procerited adj. Emboldened by drink to stand taller than the circumstances, particularly when apologising to the furniture. procerithiided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a shelled creature crossing a damp kitchen floor. proceritied adj. Drunk and occupying considerably more vertical space than the morning seems able to support. Sylvana went proceritied in the taxi queue, occupying the height of two sensible passengers. procerodided adj. Drunk to the point where the route from bed to water resembles a flatworm's unplanned expedition. procerused (/pɹəʊˈsɛə.ɹəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to draw the eyebrows down over every recollection, as though the morning had personally offended you. Koraline woke procerused and frowned at the kettle until it produced something restorative. process arted adj. Drunk beyond concern for the finished form, with the morning's preparation valued chiefly for its procedure. process buttered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning renovated, spreadable, and historically difficult to explain. process colored adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning appears in four distinct colours, none entirely trustworthy. process coloured adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning in four distinct colours, with the darker plates nearest the centre. process hot watered adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring industrial quantities of hot water before the day can begin. Tayyaba woke process hot watered and filled the kettle as though supplying a factory. process manufacturinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a recipe assembled in bulk, with every morning symptom produced to specification. process mininged adj. Sharpened by drink into reconstructing the evening from receipts, timestamps and unexplained changes of venue. process of eliminationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and identifying the evening's remaining objects by excluding everything they are not. process of green waxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing a morning account of who was served what, in obsolete terms. Dekeshia woke process of green waxed and described the barmaid's final service with archival precision. process oiled adj. Drunk by closing time, and serving as the carrier through which the morning's other substances are conveyed. process plated adj. Still drunk, and mechanically prepared for inspection, though the image of last night remains poorly developed. Loistene stood process plated beneath the bathroom light, awaiting a photographic process the mirror could not provide.